Rita_Poon
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Trim it down and there'll be less collateral...I play wordle but am too embarrassed to post in the thread. Reeks of hairy palm energy
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Trim it down and there'll be less collateral...I play wordle but am too embarrassed to post in the thread. Reeks of hairy palm energy
Bad idea this was. Didn’t sleep in but waiting at the bus stops with the kids today to get them on the school bus was a nightmare. Nearly pooed me undies.I went and bought a bottle of vodka from aldi. Busy week of work ahead so thought I’d start it by being smashed and sleeping in. Happy Greek Easter x
Don't forget the fishing rod and the roast chicken...Getting smashed on the rum and coke tonight.
Kids gotta birthday party to attend tomorrow but that won’t stop me from going full gazza.
You got a liver and bladder the size of a whale, it's been over a week...Took me a while but I’m here with you.
Off to bed me. Kids will be running riot in about 5 hours so need to be half sober. Have a gooden xTook me a while but I’m here with you.
It’s a sign to stop using cheap plastic carrier bags you scruff.Straight out of the kids party, straight into the shop and bought a bottle of Merlot and 4 cans of red stripe. Walked out the shop and the bag splits. Red wine smashed and two cans popped.
It’s a sign.
Straight out of the kids party, straight into the shop and bought a bottle of Merlot and 4 cans of red stripe. Walked out the shop and the bag splits. Red wine smashed and two cans popped.
It’s a sign.
I sent the missus back in for the exact same order. The shop assistants defo knew what happenedTo stop drinking Merlot and get a proper red wine down you?
I hope you went straight back in and got some more.