Pizza, how do you eat yours?

[Pootsy]

If eating by the slice, a slight fold in the crust stabalises the slice to allow you to eat it without the ingredients falling off.

However, once a fried egg is placed on that bad boy, a knife and fork is needed. (Nduja/Piquant Peppers/Rocket/Egg pizza is my favourite btw)

And Stuffed Crust Deep Pans can get in the bin too

 

[Bryan+]

Chicago and Detroit style are finally becoming available in the UK, had to put up with absolutely terrible pizza for so so long.

 

[kev]

Behold the pizza fork

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Chicago and Detroit style are finally becoming available in the UK, had to put up with absolutely terrible pizza for so so long.

So many places do overpriced pizza and when you get it it’s barely a step up from supermarket pizzas for a fiver.

 

[Groucho]

I mean like an actual good restaurant, not your local dominos - you don't use cutlery there/for those. In a proper restaurant, yeah, I'm not gonna be a 31 year old toddler with pizza sauce everywhere on the table and my face, sorry. If the pizza allows it, maybe cut it down to smaller slices and eat with hands, but in general I prefer to leave without being a mess.

As I said, at home or in a place where you're not arsed for the mess - yeah, hands is the only correct option.

If you’re going to a “good” restaurant they won’t be serving pizza.

The neapolitan ones are very hard to eat with hands in all fairness. Too soggy in the middle

Then the base hasn’t been cooked properly.

If eating by the slice, a slight fold in the crust stabalises the slice to allow you to eat it without the ingredients falling off.

Correct. My first instinct was “this man pizza’s”…..

However, once a fried egg is placed on that bad boy, a knife and fork is needed

Then I read this and saw that in fact, reader, this man defo does not “pizza”.

 

[Bryan+]

So many places do overpriced pizza and when you get it it’s barely a step up from supermarket pizzas for a fiver.

I don’t mind paying good money for good pizza. If I’m drunk enough, that bar will naturally get lower.

 

[DualityNSNO]

If you’re going to a “good” restaurant they won’t be serving pizza.

Yeah, no good Italian restaurants exist, I forgot.


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[Groucho]

Yeah, no good Italian restaurants exist, I forgot.


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Don’t be a silly sausage.

Even in one of those, of which there are many, I very much doubt they’d let you rebook a table once they saw you displaying the Tory-voting behaviour that is eating pizza with cutlery.

 

[DualityNSNO]

Don’t be a silly sausage.

Even in one of those, of which there are many, I very much doubt they’d let you rebook a table once they saw you displaying the Tory-voting behaviour that is eating pizza with cutlery.

Well, never had a problem doing so mate. Been to Italy, out of curiosity?

 

[terryefc]

Never with fork and knife.
Thin crust - double ham mushroom and onion.
Christ I'm starving now.

 

[Billy Dean]

The Italians eat pizza with a knife and fork I believe. Unless they're getting it al taglio

 

[barneygumble]

If I have it my usual way with chips and garlic sauce. I use a knife and fork. Bit of pizza, a chip and garlic sauce in one bite.
If I'm having it on its own I always start from the outside in. So crust first.
Never been to Italy but imagine I'd be lynched if I ever do

this may well be the best baiting ever, if it's intentional.

if it's not... wow.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Getting a bit spicy in here.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

The best pizza is a Diavola. Hate pizzas with too much going on. Dont like this hot honey trend thing.
I don’t think chicken belongs on a pizza and I’m willing to fly kick anyone who disagrees

 

[JimmyJeffers]

The Italians eat pizza with a knife and fork I believe. Unless they're getting it al taglio

That’s cos their hands are dirty from all the unsolicited butt grabbing.