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Pizza Pineapple?

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I'm gonna have to put my foot down here. On a pineapple.
Its just not right. Even to look at. Looks like something out of Aliens.
Once your inside, its the worlds largest vat of sugar concentration, being maintained by Oompa Loompas who are also made of sugar.

Pineapple on a pizza? Surely this was a misprint all those years ago. Its like banana on yer roast. Get rid!

Btw on the subject of bananas, anyone else find them slightly foul?
 
mmmm pizza hawaii... divine...
that little sweet flavour on top of all that crunchy tomatoey goodness, squishing in your mouth...

mmmmmmm

I'm hungry.
 
Shouldn't be any need to discuss putting pineapple on pizza, as it should be forbidden outright. One of the worst things ever invented by mankind and should be rated as the eight deadly sin.(n)
 
Look at it this way mate: A tomato, though technically a fruit is normally treated as a vegetable and henceforth is acceptable in savoury dishes such as pizza.

Pineapple on the other hand is a very sweet fruit and should therefore be reserved for sweet dishes.

To quote myself: "you're very unlikely to put cheese in your fruit salad"

Mango chutney?

Apple sauce with pork chops?

Cranberry sauce with turkey?
 

Well this settles my weekly internal struggle of 'Which takeaway to get tonight?'

Though obviously without pineapple.

They're weird anyway; taste all refreshing and sweet yet smell like an actual arse.

Not to be trusted.
 

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