I stand behind my curtains and watch all the revellers heading off to their parties behind my twitching fabric.
Then I have a large Baileys and a packet of crisps (ready salted).
I watch a DVD about Mariah Carey's increasing mental illness and then I have a shower.
Sometimes I eat a carrot.
Then I have a large Baileys and a packet of crisps (ready salted).
I watch a DVD about Mariah Carey's increasing mental illness and then I have a shower.
Sometimes I eat a carrot.
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