Players we tried to sign...

[maccavennie]

Muller - still paying the Everton clubcall phone bill 30 years later ffs

 

[Cameron Manning]

Yeah, didn't moyes try to set some rules, like what he could and couldn't do in his own time? Bellamy was like whaaat?

Not sure what the reason was but my son met Bellamy and asked him why he signed for Liverpool and not Everton, Bellamy just replied “ Ask your manager not me”

 

[hktoffee]

Another day another name.

Allan.

 

[nsno-chris]

Muller - still paying the Everton clubcall phone bill 30 years later ffs

these Twitter nerds don’t no the pain mate

 

[maccavennie]

these Twitter nerds don’t no the pain mate

Between Everton clubcall and calling up Electronic Arts games emergency helpline for tips I think I raked up a bill in the region of 26k during the Muller Gate

60p a minute only for the fella to spend the first 2 minutes telling you that there's breaking news and they'll get round to it in another 2 minutes.

Welcome to EVERTON CLUBCALL!!!!

BREAKING NEWS THIS EVENING REGARDING EVERTONS PURSUIT OF THE SAMBA SUPERSTAR MULLER!!!

Also on EVERTON CLUBCALLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!

Jimmy Martin discusses how he gets those grassy stains out of the players shorts

Mike Walkers top 10 tips for best deckchairs this summer

Brett Angel chooses his favourite Angel Delight

But first, THE BREAKING NEWS ABOUT MULLER..... then your pips are going, the phones beeping and your scrounging round for another 20p off anyone within 50 yards of the phone box.

 

[nsno-chris]

Between Everton clubcall and calling up Electronic Arts games emergency helpline for tips I think I raked up a bill in the region of 26k during the Muller Gate

60p a minute only for the fella to spend the first 2 minutes telling you that there's breaking news and they'll get round to it in another 2 minutes.

Welcome to EVERTON CLUBCALL!!!!

BREAKING NEWS THIS EVENING REGARDING EVERTONS PURSUIT OF THE SAMBA SUPERSTAR MULLER!!!

Also on EVERTON CLUBCALLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!

Jimmy Martin discusses how he gets those grassy stains out of the players shorts

Mike Walkers top 10 tips for best deckchairs this summer

Brett Angel chooses his favourite Angel Delight

But first, THE BREAKING NEWS ABOUT MULLER..... then your pips are going, the phones beeping and your scrounging round for another 20p off anyone within 50 yards of the phone box.

clubcall got me out of a tizz with me arl fella when I was phoning the porn lines haha blamed it all on clubcall

my utter luck, when he phoned the porn number to check it had been closed down

 

[zook]

There were journos saying we wanted to bring in Keylor Navas in 2014, it led to this classic from Royal Blue Mersey saying that we shouldn’t...

he went on to win 3 Champions Leagues in a row as Real Madrid’s number 1 and to this day is currently PSG’s number 1

 

[Neiler]

Sean Davis.

 

[Kantareller]

Bloody hell, remember him

Remember Moysey took him to GP but he had his heart set on the Dutch league

 

[OneTrueLegend]

I remember between 95 and 97 being linked with George Weah a few times, winner of African player of the year, Ballon d'or, and fifa world player of the year. he was at Milan at the time and Joe Royle wanted him to link up with Ferguson and solve our goal drought. It never came off sadly. George made his move to the Premier League in 2000 after several successful season with Milan, first at Chelsea on loan and then with Man City, with Royle as manager. He scored for both Chelsea and Man City against Liverpool, which if he had done that for us would have been very special. Now retired and President of Liberia

 

[Neiler]

Uwe Rosler

 

[mawders]

Collymore, mainly because he would have come with Kanchelskis and that would have been a really strong team

i think if we'd have got collymore there would have been no kanchelskis

 

[Handball]

John Scales.
We made a bid of 1m on the morning he signed for the RS for 3.5m.
That must've been a tempting offer.
He was a good player and just what we needed at the time, but seemed to get a few injuries.

 

[heatmeiser]

John Scales.
We made a bid of 1m on the morning he signed for the RS for 3.5m.
That must've been a tempting offer.
He was a good player and just what we needed at the time, but seemed to get a few injuries.

We weren't great at that time but I'm not sure he was any better than Watson, Ablett, Short, Unsworth to be honest. He was the bangest of averages.

 

[perth_blue]

Apologies if mentioned.
Weren't we in for Alan Smith before he went to UTD?