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[The Esk]

Gentlemen, the internet is a wonderful thing! I'll have to ask some of my IT buddies at the Uni how to use it properly.

Sorry I digress; Since my site is up again I've had an email from The Forrtress Fund, a Mr Samuels I think, asking can he help with the funding.

So not only are we going to do the Treble this year, we're going to get those nasty Yanks out of our beloved club.

PS - Enron I like the sound of them, perhaps they could do the Naming Rights on our new Stadium - The Taylor Enron Stadium - I like that !

Must dash Rafael is on the other line!

 

[TX Bill]

Sure sure. Enron (An)Field or something like that. I'm sure I've heard of a sports stadium similar to that somewhere in the past.

I like your thinking Dr. ****... uh, I mean Taylor.

 

[CanadaToffee]

I'll donate Toronto FC - the whole squad. That must be worth at least a fiver.

always happy to support your causes, chic...er, Rogan.

 

[ToffeeDan]

Gosh seeing as it's your great club - you can have my excrement and my urine (I know it comes in really handy) - on the agreement that neither are used as missiles in the forthcoming Derby match.

I've just taken a load of old shoes and shredded paper to the tip - so I'm sorry you can't have that but I guess you could go and get them if you want. TBH it shouldn't be too much trouble really for one of your myriad of Dorset branches to get a minivan up to the tip (I'm an exiled Scouser not a yokel btw).

Anyway Rogan Dosh you say - have you tried the local Indian takeaway?

TD

 

[chicoazul]

Why do I always get the blame?

Not me, once again. Its got Monty's fingerprints all over it.

 

[Ct jr.]

Maybe its that V bloke again only this time in disguise

 

[The Esk]

Who is the V bloke ?

 

[monty]

Why do I always get the blame?

Not me, once again. Its got Monty's fingerprints all over it.

Not me chico I think its Rogan Josh

 

[Ct jr.]

Who is the V bloke ?

A mysterious stranger with an affinity to the letter "v" who's name was V. It is quite a story but in a nutshell:
A voraciously verified vindicative voice.

 

[monty]

A mysterious stranger with an affinity to the letter "v" who's name was V. It is quite a story but in a nutshell:
A voraciously verified vindicative voice.

verily

 

[Ct jr.]

Not me chico I think its Rogan Josh

not a chance, I ate it all and mopped up the sauce last time i ate indian food.

 

[linglong]

Thanks chaps..i laughed so loud i woke the wife up

 

[ToffeeDan]

The latest from Analfield is that a consortium of Swedish businessmen are planning a takeover. The consortium, known as the Stockholm Smorsgaboard will meet local (Swedish) Reds to discuss how to approach the deal. In order to satisfy local supporters the first meeting is scheduled as an open air meeting at the Olympic Stadium in Stockholm some time next week.

TD

 

[monty]

The latest from Analfield is that a consortium of Swedish businessmen are planning a takeover. The consortium, known as the Stockholm Smorsgaboard will meet local (Swedish) Reds to discuss how to approach the deal. In order to satisfy local supporters the first meeting is scheduled as an open air meeting at the Olympic Stadium in Stockholm some time next week.

TD

If true TD the rs have found their new ground, save all those landings at Speke and allow Merseyside to breathe fresh air

 

[Neiler]

The latest from Analfield is that a consortium of Swedish businessmen are planning a takeover. The consortium, known as the Stockholm Smorsgaboard will meet local (Swedish) Reds to discuss how to approach the deal. In order to satisfy local supporters the first meeting is scheduled as an open air meeting at the Olympic Stadium in Stockholm some time next week.

TD

Wonder what the Norweigens will make of that.