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Pre Season

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john jako said:
Why the fook these absolute showers of sh1te not back in pre season training.

United back in training doing the sprints with that Dutch fraud.

Are lot are still in the Caribbean sucking on pina coladas.

Get these lot in tomorrow working with the marines. Full on assault courses with pyros going off when they are crawling in puddles of piss under turd stained net.

We will have about 5 weeks of smiling training photos, doing some jarg interviews and a 4-0 a defeat. Don’t wanna see any rally cries or any pish like that.

When these slags back?
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Friday mate, take a breath.
 
john jako said:
Why the fook these absolute showers of sh1te not back in pre season training.

United back in training doing the sprints with that Dutch fraud.

Are lot are still in the Caribbean sucking on pina coladas.

Get these lot in tomorrow working with the marines. Full on assault courses with pyros going off when they are crawling in puddles of piss under turd stained net.

We will have about 5 weeks of smiling training photos, doing some jarg interviews and a 4-0 a defeat. Don’t wanna see any rally cries or any pish like that.

When these slags back?
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tommye said:
Mate?

I was enjoying the break.
Ignoring anything whatsoever to do with them and you go and do this to me?

Saddened.
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Sorry mate. Winds me up knowing they are on lilos with little umbrellas in their non alcoholic protein filled cocktails whilst we have to read big oil and Zat talk about some 23 year old Guinean right back from France who we will never sign.
 

ToffeeTim said:
When are they back?
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Everyone keeps saying Friday but it must be a joke. Not a chance a professional establishment employs people and brings them back off 6 weeks leave on a Friday for half a day of jogging on a treadmill and Harold shipmen giving them a prostate examination.

Get them in on Monday and work them like the peasants they are ffs.
 
john jako said:
Everyone keeps saying Friday but it must be a joke. Not a chance a professional establishment employs people and brings them back off 6 weeks leave on a Friday for half a day of jogging on a treadmill and Harold shipmen giving them a prostate examination.

Get them in on Monday and work them like the peasants they are ffs.
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Maybe they do their tests Friday and train Monday
 

When they come in we will hear quotes like, the players are really geared up and buzzing for the season to start, a good vibrancy about the place.

We then play Blackburn away in a friendly and lose 2-0 ("it was a good work out, its about getting minutes at this stage")

Tom Davies is looking a different player and is raring to go
 
john jako said:
Sorry mate. Winds me up knowing they are on lilos with little umbrellas in their non alcoholic protein filled cocktails whilst we have to read big oil and Zat talk about some 23 year old Guinean right back from France who we will never sign.
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Just scroll past the blerts.
I've fine tuned my blert radar over the years to the point I barely read anything anymore.
 

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