Predicted new gripes 24/25

[billyblue80]

Beto hasn't scored in five substitute appearances he needs selling back to Italy

 

[billyblue80]

But the club briefed reporters that we didn't face any more PSR issues?

 

[BullensRoad]

Some possible new lines coming to GOT for the 24/25 season:

"Stop playing Lindstrom out wide ffs"​

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"Stop playing Ndiaye out wide ffs"​

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"Garner is crap. Give Iroegbunam a run of games ffs"​

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"Iroegbunam is crap. We shouldn't have sold Onana/let Gomes go"​

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"Get Dele on ffs!"​

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"Branthwaite has been woeful all season, we should've sold while his stock was high."​

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"O'Brien is worse than Michael Keane, I'm not kidding."​

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"Why hasn't Michael Keane signed a new deal yet, he's our best defender ffs"​

Feel free to speculate on others. New complaints only please.

Keane playing more games than O’Brien.

 

[Glasshalffull]

I haven't got time to formally like every contribution, but I think that this is a really cracking thread!!! Very well done, everybody, and especially Milkman. Got me properly chortling, thanks.

 

[Milkman]

A reminder that this is a page for pre-emptive moaning only. There is a thread for most pre-existing complaints already, it's called the Ashley Young thread.

 

[Librarian]

Should have brought in Che Adams when we had the chance

 

[tadpole]

All these people saying that Maupay is the new Thierry Henry need their heads examining

 

[LEONARD]

New kits falling apart already

Physically close up to them In Everton 2 outlet yesterday.

Overpriced and poor quality.

 

[TheNinja]

What was that?
For god's sake!
Why can't we complete simple 5 yard passes?
Yet another hoof out of play from Pickford...
He's a walking yellow card FFS...
Where's the movement?
We're so slow!!
Patterson's a 'kin liability (Davek)
'Dycheball'
DCL couldn't hit a cow's ass with a banjo (strange phrase...)

Just a selection of my personal favorites I look forward to hearing again and again

 

[chopper6]

He’s not going to ever start Ndiaye & Lindstrom in the same team is he?!

Loves the seemingly unstoppable duo of McNeil & Harrison

 

[Jebus_lives]

"you can't tell me that Potter wouldn't do better with this group of players"

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Moyes hasn't learnt a thing since he left.....

 

[Neiler]

“Not a Dyche player” - despite being a Dyche player.

 

[Cary Hattrick]

I'm beginning to think that new 5 year contract for Dyche was a mistake.

 

[Caso01]

We have the hardest run in out of all the other teams.