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THOMAS!Put the dog in a blck plastic bag with some decent sized bricks, tie it tightly and launch into nearest sizeable body of water.
It won't crap on your laminate ever again.
Our spaniel still expects a treat now every time she goes out for one - she’s eight and looks like a baby hippo as a result
Mind you if I ever catch the cat who keeps crapping on my front lawn I'm going to do similar, either that or lay rat poison for the scruffy twot.THOMAS!
I know.THOMAS!
Get in the bin linerI know.
Missing the a out of black is unforgivable.
So ashamed.
Disgusting.Mind you if I ever catch the cat who keeps crapping on my front lawn I'm going to do similar, either that or lay rat poison for the scruffy twot.
Nothing worse than discovering you've mowed over a runny cat poo, the smell...Disgusting.
That poor cat.
Running over the cat would probably smell worse tbfNothing worse than discovering you've mowed over a runny cat poo, the smell...
Absolutely more satisfying too.Running over the cat would probably smell worse tbf
You trying to get @ForeverBlue92 adopted?Calling the rspca here, wrong uns. Ffs.
I know.
Missing the a out of black is unforgivable.
So ashamed.
Lol...Nothing worse than discovering you've mowed over a runny cat poo, the smell...
Hiya Tommy.Lol...
How do you make a cat go 'woof'? Douse it in petrol and throw a lit match at it: 'WOOOOOOOF!
How do you make a dog go 'meow'? Drag it through a table saw: 'MEEEEEOW!'
I know, I know... I'll get me coat.
Hey C.Hiya Tommy.