Pyro

[RAFUH]

Guys just a reminder for anyone in or outside the stadium tonight that it’s illegal and could get the club in trouble leading to a points deduction.



Let’s get behind the lads sensibly lads and not trying to live out a jarg Besiktas fantasy lads.

Their follow up post though...the horrors have snubbed us!

 

[Rita_Poon]

Their follow up post though...the horrors have snubbed us!

who is @GrandOldTeam?

 

[coollino]

Good excuse for a points deduction in the FFP I guess

 

[chicoazul]

Their follow up post though...the horrors have snubbed us!

I’m off now to buy twenty pyro out of spite.

 

[GrandOldTeam]

I’m off now to buy twenty pyro out of spite.

And glasses for @RAFUH too please mate

 

[Royal]

could we get around this issue with blue incense? Religious freedom and all that

 

[RAFUH]

And glasses for @RAFUH too please mate

Sake. Maybe just toss me some of that biscuit money for a new prescription for the old glasses


I'm blaming it on the early hour and lack of coffee

...also Chelsea

 

[Royal]

Goodisons capacity when excluding the away allocation of 3k is 36,572. Every fan will need to be supplied with at least 4 sticks, as they burn for roughly half an hour, and we all will need some beforehand on the ultras greeting for the bus. This means we need 146288 sticks of blue incense. The first result on ebay costs £19.99 for 12 packs of 12. 144 of these sticks is gonna cover 36 fans. If my maths is right (it almost certainly isn't on account of me being both hungover and terrible at maths) then we will need to purchase 1016 12xpacks of blue incense at 19.99, which should cost the club £20,309.84, which compared to some of the players we've signed in the last few years is an absolute bargain

 

[Kaiser Soysauce]

 

[kenada_blue]

Danny was selling them on the GoT website.

They were red like but he needed the money.

 

[Blue83]

So much pyrophobia

 

[john jako]

Can’t vape in the ground but can take pyros in. My just start smoking a pyro

 

[Bruce Wayne]

BREAKING: GrandOldTeam Owner* wishes illegal activity and for points deduction to send Everton down.

* disputed owner since illegal powergrab in 2011.

Gary wouldn't have stood for this.

 

[chicoazul]

Gary wouldn't have stood for this.

Modern day Danny is so much worse. We’ve created a monster.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Modern day Danny is so much worse. We’ve created a monster.

It's like Dorian Gray, with Mick staying eternally beautiful while Dan becomes ever more monstrous.