1. A homely chap who brews up for the lads at half time.
2. Wears a shirt, tie and Pringle jumper, grey trousers, white socks and black shoes for home and away games.
3. Has thinning hair.
4. Writes his team down on the back of a fag packet.
5. Attends Church of a Sunday and is tea-total (apart from at Christmas where he enjoys a couple of pints of Bitter at the Christmas do).
6. Takes a two week Summer holiday at the same all-inclusive Spanish hotel every year with his family.
7. Absolutely blammos the league with beautiful, attacking, old-school football that completely out-foxes all the other managers, whilst bringing through young players and spotting absolute gems from obscure foreign leagues because of his incredible footballing brain and coaching nouse.