Bluebonic
Player Valuation: £35m
I’m getting fed up with you! Some weeks ago, you stated on here that you would only ever refer to Benitez as the ‘burst spanish knacker‘. I publicly stated my support for this nickname but since then you haven’t used the nickname once. I am now feeling disappointed and utterly let down.Bingo Balls Bigtitez picking out some cracking numbers for the team tonight.
As this is now sufficient grounds to sue someone for damages, i spoke to my solicitor who told me that your written promise on a public forum constitutes a contract which you are now in breach of. Please provide a full list of all your possessions in order that my claim for compensation can be progressed swiftly.