Quick quiz

[monty]

First one to get them all right can have 1,000 vbees

1 Where was Tommy Cooper born

2 Where is Red Rum buried

3 What nationality was Hercule Poirot

4 Where in the UK did the last battle with the Vikings take place, Thurs doesn't count!

5 What is a twait shad

6 What religion was Jesus Christ

7 What occupation did Tom O'Connor have before becoming a comedian

8 What occupation did Ken Dodds dad have

9 Where was Errol Flynn born

10 How many Aussies does it take to change a light bulb

Answers by pm to me and I will tell each of you how many you have right, the first to get them all is the winner.

 

[SuitsBlue]

First one to get them all right can have 1,000 vbees

1 Where was Tommy Cooper born - margate

2 Where is Red Rum buried - next to shergar

3 What nationality was Hercule Poirot - chinese

4 Where in the UK did the last battle with the Vikings take place, Thurs doesn't count! - no idea, scots and irish count?

5 What is a twait shad - a drink

6 What religion was Jesus Christ - scientology
7 What occupation did Tom O'Connor have before becoming a comedian professional pillock

8 What occupation did Ken Dodds dad have - bum

9 Where was Errol Flynn born - casablanca

10 How many Aussies does it take to change a light bulb - none. the kangaroos do it.

Answers by pm to me and I will tell each of you how many you have right, the first to get them all is the winner.

[Poor language removed], pm....

 

[monty]

Off to a flyer 0/10

 

[Welton Toffee]

They have electricity in Australiai?! :blink:

Sorry Macca

 

[monty]

They have electricity in Australiai?! :blink:

Sorry Macca

shove your plug up a kangaroos arse, saves Macca saying it

 

[Jamo Martinez]

First one to get them all right can have 1,000 vbees

1 Where was Tommy Cooper born-Kikby

2 Where is Red Rum buried-Kikby

3 What nationality was Hercule Poirot- Belgian

4 Where in the UK did the last battle with the Vikings take place, Thurs doesn't count!-Stamford Bridge (Just before Hastings)
5 What is a twait shad.-No idea

6 What religion was Jesus Christ. Jewish

7 What occupation did Tom O'Connor have before becoming a comedian.-Taxi Driver

8 What occupation did Ken Dodds dad have. Footballer

9 Where was Errol Flynn born.-Kikby

10 How many Aussies does it take to change a light bulb. 42

Answers by pm to me and I will tell each of you how many you have right, the first to get them all is the winner.

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Tough one that

 

[monty]

2/10 we'll be here all night.

I will up the offer to 5,000 vbees

 

[DENNIS STEVENS]

First one to get them all right can have 1,000 vbees

1 Where was Tommy Cooper born
= Caerphilly

2 Where is Red Rum buried
= winning post of the Aintree Racecourse

3 What nationality was Hercule Poirot
= Belgian

4 Where in the UK did the last battle with the Vikings take place, Thurs doesn't count!
= Stamford Bridge, Yorkshire

5 What is a twait shad
= fish

6 What religion was Jesus Christ
= jewish

7 What occupation did Tom O'Connor have before becoming a comedian
= teacher

8 What occupation did Ken Dodds dad have
= coalman

9 Where was Errol Flynn born
= Hobart, Tasmania

10 How many Aussies does it take to change a light bulb
= wouldn't they be in the pub?

Answers by pm to me and I will tell each of you how many you have right, the first to get them all is the winner.

i only know how many surrealists it takes to change a light bulb.
= a fish!

 

[Ct jr.]

First one to get them all right can have 1,000 vbees

1 Where was Tommy Cooper born

2 Where is Red Rum buried

3 What nationality was Hercule Poirot

4 Where in the UK did the last battle with the Vikings take place, Thurs doesn't count!

5 What is a twait shad

6 What religion was Jesus Christ

7 What occupation did Tom O'Connor have before becoming a comedian

8 What occupation did Ken Dodds dad have

9 Where was Errol Flynn born

10 How many Aussies does it take to change a light bulb

Answers by pm to me and I will tell each of you how many you have right, the first to get them all is the winner.

1. east gwillinbury
2.hawaii
3. tunisian
4.stamford bridge
5. a green monkey
6. Jewish
7.Talk show host
8. plumber
9. Melbourne
10. 9 million 862 thousand 3 hundred and forty three

 

[monty]

1. east gwillinbury
2.hawaii
3. tunisian
4.stamford bridge
5. a green monkey
6. Jewish
7.Talk show host
8. plumber
9. Melbourne
10. 9 million 862 thousand 3 hundred and forty three

Shame on you CT jnr, you need more homework 0/10 but at least you tried

 

[monty]

The best entry up to now is TD 7/10, shame on you other G O T'ers a 606 stalwart is kicking your arses

 

[fozzy]

sorry but couldnt be arsed with the pm monty!

1.caerphilly
2.winning post aintree
3.belgian
4.stanford bridge
5.fish
6.jewish
7.maths/music teacher
8.coal merchant
9.tasmania
10.A. One - Prime Minister John Howard, who banned incandescent light bulbs yesterday, making Australia the first country to take such direct action to stop global warming

 

[DENNIS STEVENS]

well done fozzy, i didn't know no. 10 & was just reading about it .

 

[fozzy]

that google is great aint it!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[monty]

that google is great aint it!!!!!!!!!!!

Not quite that great Foz, I'm being strict so you've got 9/10 mate, just one wrong