R/S V Brum........

[monty]

IMHO it was worse than Eduardo's.................................Ngog = cheat

How come the [Poor language removed] keep having Walton to ref their games, is he the new Clattenberg?

 

[ToffeeDan]

RS 2 Gypsy Curse Blues 2 - Unauthorised Report (before being cleared by BBC Sport Editor (LFC section) for publication)

The Rafael Revolution continues to lurch from one painful failure to another. Thanks mainly to a spirited Greg Lugano impression by David N'gog the home side were able to rescue a point in dramatic fashion.

After N'Got the Reds off to a flying start with a volley on 13 minutes the plot started to fall apart for the Spanish Head Chef and his service crew of cheap labourers (in the absence of the Sommelier Torres and with the head waiter Gerrard consigned to the late shift). Ironically it was Benitez who caused matters to take a turn for the worse - Christian of the Birmingham Parish heading in an equaliser on 26 minutes. Worse was to follow before the main course as Jerome left Rafael with a sour taste in his mouth as he headed for the warmth of the changing rooms, blasting in a 30 yarder to put the visitors ahead.

But you can always be sure of 5 Star service at Casa Rafael and with the dessert wine ready to serve with a sumptious dessert the head Waiter, Steven himself, emerged to rapturous applause from the customers. With perfect timing he was on hand to deliver the coup-de-grace to the visitors dreams of leaving Analfield Bistro with a full complement of points, a full stomach and the cheek to refuse to pay the bill. Oh how they had reckoned without the Head of Security Mr Walton, on hand to ensure that the visitors pay the fulsome price for daring to dream of 5 Star fare at a top-class venue on a minimum budget - no 2 for 1s here for the Brummie boys on their day out up the M6. When N-goes down in the box, closely shepherded by the arch-villaine of the parish, Lee Carsley, once an inhabitant of the District across the Park. Mr Walton ensures that Serf Carsley is duly punished for this heinous crime (and swipes the card out too!) - the service charge is duly added to the bill, and courtesy of the esteemed Steven parity is restored and sanity in this particular venue is at least maintained for the foreseeable future.

 

[chicoazul]

I'm sorry, it feels naughty but it makes me laugh loads. Choice quotes:

At the end of the day, we bettered Manchester United's result this weekend so you can't ask for much more than that.

Spot on, the boys were bloody marvellous tonight, fantatsic team spirit.

Still think we can do this - yup you read it right, I still Believe!

RM were 12 points back last season and narrowed the gap by the new year - and Rafael is way better than Ramos !

We're Red through and through, so lets ride the storm and belive that if any club in the world can come out of this and be stronger, it is LIVERPOOL FC.

That's a good example of how I said they say stuff that's just soundbytes.

What we really need is something to kickstart our season back on track. If we manage to scrape through to next stage of CL, that could be it. Once everything click we'll show everybody how stupid they were writing us off in November.

 

[TX Bill]

If only we were ace during these times.

THIS IS GREAT. They're absolutely rank, I've been wishing this for beards.

I was having that very conversation with a friend of mine today about how great things would be if all of our players weren't in the emergency ward.

Kudos to Lee Carsley if he said those comments, and I'm sure a great reception awaits him when Brum come to GP

He'll be getting a great reception anyway, regardless of what he said.

 

[moore06]

3 game suspension surely??? And just how clueless is that fat spanish $@%^! "We deserved to win because we had more chances". WHAT!???? WELL YOU DIDNT WIN DID YA? And you only got the point from friggen cheating you fat delusional spanish waiter. Be fuming if was Mcleish, that 2 points could be the differene between there stay up really. Something needs to be done about this and very soon as well. For me video replays are needed, yes of course it slows down the game but in turn if it's be the difference between 3 points and 0, i will take the injury. Feck off Liverpoo!

 

[AdamTheGreatOneB]

3 game suspension surely??? And just how clueless is that fat spanish $@%^! "We deserved to win because we had more chances". WHAT!???? WELL YOU DIDNT WIN DID YA? And you only got the point from friggen cheating you fat delusional spanish waiter. Be fuming if was Mcleish, that 2 points could be the differene between there stay up really. Something needs to be done about this and very soon as well. For me video replays are needed, yes of course it slows down the game but in turn if it's be the difference between 3 points and 0, i will take the injury. Feck off Liverpoo!

That "We deserved to win because we had more chances" comment from FSW just sums him up. Does he know anything about football at all? Last time I checked, defending was part of the game also.

As for Ngog, nothing will happen to him. Imagine the uproar if this happened the other way around though.

 

[monty]

Why is everyone so surprised Frogs do dive simple....................and even the Onion admitted it this morning, keeping with his class he never once apologised.

I still love Carsley, top top lad

 

[moore06]

That "We deserved to win because we had more chances" comment from FSW just sums him up. Does he know anything about football at all? Last time I checked, defending was part of the game also.

As for Ngog, nothing will happen to him. Imagine the uproar if this happened the other way around though.

Hmm is it a good look for the game to punish some players/clubs and not others? Massive g-up if he isnt suspended for that.

 

[chrissyjack]

The FSW reckons the [Poor language removed] were due a bit of luck :huh:. Maybe they haven't had enough over the last 30 odd years or so

 

[AdamTheGreatOneB]

Hmm is it a good look for the game to punish some players/clubs and not others? Massive g-up if he isnt suspended for that.

I agree mate he should be suspended, but the game is full of inconsistancies especially when it comes to the top 4. He'll get away with it just like Stevie GBH does.

 

[monty]

I agree mate he should be suspended, but the game is full of inconsistancies especially when it comes to the top 4. He'll get away with it just like Stevie GBH does.

But they're are not top four, otherwise you are right Adam

 

[AdamTheGreatOneB]

But they're are not top four, otherwise you are right Adam

I stand corrected.

 

[monty]

I had this read out on SSN earlier

I'm a life long football supporter I must say that Ngog's lack of sportsmanship last night disgusted me.........its not the old Liverpool way. That clubs embarrassment has been added to by their managers abysmal failure to apologise for his player cheating. Bill Shankley will be turning in his grave at the standards being allowed at the home of his team in the Benitez era...............I'm disgusted

and I do think Benitez should be man enough to apologise, I think Moyes would without being asked, it costs nothing and it wouldn't change their cheated result but Ngo's dive would be properly acknowledged for what it is CHEATING

 

[neville]

hilarious, they are saying someone like gerrard will probably have a word with him about it.


ffs he's the worst in the league for it.

Spot on there Reidy

 

[StDomingosGringo]

He won't get banned. They'll pull that "Doesn't have to make contact if the actions of another player impede the player in possession" rule out, like last season.