Homepage Article Rafael Benitez Appointed Everton Manager

[davek]

What a fat rat he is

I honestly dont know how you keep falling out with the club over managerial appointments. It's self defeating.

If they'd have hired Moyes and the galloot as joint managers I think I'd be over it by now.

Just grit your teeth and forget about the manager. It's over that war. You lost.

 

[Goat]

I honestly dont know how you keep falling out with the club over managerial appointments. It's self defeating.

If they'd have hired Moyes and the galloot as joint managers I think I'd be over it by now.

Just grit your teeth and forget about the manager. It's over that war. You lost.

 

[davek]

I'm not a loyalist or traitor.

I'm a pragmatist. I deal only in fachts.

 

[Goat]

I'm not a loyalist or traitor.

I'm a pragmatist. I deal only in fachts.

You will be shot at dawn.

 

[Summer76]

I honestly dont know how you keep falling out with the club over managerial appointments. It's self defeating.

If they'd have hired Moyes and the galloot as joint managers I think I'd be over it by now.

Just grit your teeth and forget about the manager. It's over that war. You lost.

 

[davek]

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I can see @nsno-chris in 3 years time hanging blanket banners on the fence of the club just as an open top bus with the victorious Everton FA Cup team trundle past down Walton Lane.

 

[nsno-chris]

I can see @nsno-chris in 3 years time hanging blanket banners on the fence of the club just as an open top bus with the victorious Everton FA Cup team trundle past down Walton Lane.

I would NEVER deface this beautiful club; I’d hang them in Caldy instead.

Now bend the knee to the fat kopite rat

 

[nsno-chris]

I honestly dont know how you keep falling out with the club over managerial appointments. It's self defeating.

If they'd have hired Moyes and the galloot as joint managers I think I'd be over it by now.

Just grit your teeth and forget about the manager. It's over that war. You lost.

I have Dave, you traitorous rats stabbed the fans in the back and demandrd a glorious man be removed

And now you bend the knee to a kopite

Such a shame to see

 

[Brownie]

He said he wants Demarai Gray,
Some Townsend, Andros
A little McNeil
Would definitely sort us out on the riiight

 

[No8Bally]

Gray and Townsend. Hmmm. FSW certainly has set the bar high.

 

[TrachyBlue]

I honestly dont know how you keep falling out with the club over managerial appointments. It's self defeating.

If they'd have hired Moyes and the galloot as joint managers I think I'd be over it by now.

Just grit your teeth and forget about the manager. It's over that war. You lost.

As if you’d be over it. You’re still not over Martinez!

 

[Furey1878]

Can't wait to see out Fat Kopite Overlords starting 11:

Pickford
Literally any RB in world football
Digne
Godfrey
Mina
Allan
Doucoure
James
McNeil
Richarlison
DCL

 

[Cork Evertonian]

Hmm Demarai Gray and Andros Townsend, i think those two would be very underwhelming first signings by our newly appointed kopite manager. But i suppose the cheerleaders positive spin on this, will make for some amusing reading.

 

[Bluestar]

Hmm Demarai Gray and Andros Townsend, i think those two would be very underwhelming first signings by our newly appointed kopite manager. But i suppose the cheerleaders positive spin on this, will make for some amusing reading.

It all depends on the budget he has been given. If we have no transfer budget this summer, then what can we expect?

We probably will make one or two proper first team signings, but it will not be until some players have been moved on. The bigger buys are the ones I am interested in.

 

[Lewism]

Hearing rumours that Benitez sees Andre Gomes as our box to box game changing centre mid. Been overhead calling him "my new Stevie" in training.

My sauce also informs me he seems to think DCL is the son of Neil Mellor "so similar".

Maybe the heat is getting to him.

HP sauce is not hot,and stevie slips a lot as does Gomes.