Homepage Article Rafael Benitez Appointed Everton Manager

[LeeCarsley]

no way you lot are already having meltdowns over a preseason friendly against Colombian farmers lol

 

[AlE]

Whoever holds a grudge after 11+ years is clearly a bit of a wetwipe.

I hope el hombre gordo does well for us

 

[mos6141]

I am all in with the FSW

 

[TimHowardsBeardJuice]

I understand that, as an American, I'm much smarter than you.

I think it’s a bad time for us to go around boasting of our smarts, as mounds of evidence to the contrary accumulate for the time being

 

[RomanReigns]

Sounds like his plan is to play gray behind the striker so I think at full strength he will probably go with dcl up top, richarlison on left, gray behind dcl and Townsend on right

Not sure if James will stay but if he does then he rotates with Townsend

 

[Toast]

 

[AmericasToffee]

I think it’s a bad time for us to go around boasting of our smarts, as mounds of evidence to the contrary accumulate for the time being

I don't know what you speak of. Bigly.

 

[Ruairi77]

trophies
David Moyes: 0
Rafael "Fatty" Beneitez: 1

Errr. How have you forgotten our last trophy beating the MLS all stars in 2009. I make it 1-1 ?

 

[Cork Evertonian]

Are you from Cork too? Americans are way smarter than people from Cork. Everyone knows that, sept people from Cork…

Americans smarter than Cork folk maybe. Still though, at least we are ahead of the other 31 counties in Ireland on the iq front. As they say you can always tell who a Cork man is, but you can't tell a Cork man much.? ?

 

[roy vernon]

I cant believe you fell for that.

OK Dave, we believe you, thousands wouldn't.

 

[NorthernBlue]

Sounds like his plan is to play gray behind the striker so I think at full strength he will probably go with dcl up top, richarlison on left, gray behind dcl and Townsend on right

Not sure if James will stay but if he does then he rotates with Townsend

A first choice front four containing Townsend and Grey. Horrendous if so.

 

[ForeverBlue92]

3 pre season wins out of 3

Fastest manager to win a trophy in our history

signed 2 players for a pittance who looked lively

boooooooo

 

[Zeitgeist]

Statue pls

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

I think it’s a bad time for us to go around boasting of our smarts, as mounds of evidence to the contrary accumulate for the time being

Oh I dunno, the English aren't exactly doing much to promote a case for being too smart in recent times. Probably level pegging in the race to the bottom.

 

[RomanReigns]

A first choice front four containing Townsend and Grey. Horrendous if so.

leicester won the prem with a back 4 which included danny simpson, wes morgan, christian fuchs and marcin wasilewski

horrendous....