2021/22 Rafael Benitez

[nsno-chris]

He's pulled his head out of the managers ring piece

To put some lube on it so he can ram it up further no doubt

 

[BigDuncTributeBand]

See we’re being linked again with Sean Longstaff in January. Would be another terrible signing. Just loading the squad with average nothing players that will hang around for length if their contracts.

 

[Marius57]

Yeah you need someone with a track record of getting some mileage out of average/poor. I guess Dyche has that. To an extent, anyway.

Dyche would have Keane looking ?

 

[COYBL25]

See we’re being linked again with Sean Longstaff in January. Would be another terrible signing. Just loading the squad with average nothing players that will hang around for length if their contracts.

Look at the poster who’s linking him mate.

He’s not known known for anything other than posting outright bollox.

 

[nsno-chris]

See we’re being linked again with Sean Longstaff in January. Would be another terrible signing. Just loading the squad with average nothing players that will hang around for length if their contracts.

@TheOneandOnlyWhamChatter knows nothing

 

[BigDuncTributeBand]

Look at the poster who’s linking him mate.

He’s not known known for anything other than posting outright bollox.

Read it in the Echo. If one of the itk’s on here is saying it’s going to happen then I’m cool now, no chance!

 

[Earwigjoe]

He will get at least the transfer window.

TheWumandonly

 

[JimmyK]

That's a really shocking statistic!

It is but I think you can see why watching him here. If i was putting a sub striker on to change a game I’d want them to be either an instinctive poacher who just has that knack a speed merchant to stretch them or a totem pole who wins everything in the air but he’s none of them things. I think his biggest asset was just being willing to give defenders a tough game for 90 mins and getting the rewards for that but now he can’t do it. That’s why I don’t buy that he was supposed to be just a sub I think he was meant to be an alternative to Calvert lewin so richarlison didn’t have to move but he’s been so bad that plan was shelved quick sharp.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

To be fair he was brought in to be 3rd choice. Even still his record is usually 1 in 3. By his own standards he has been poor so far.

Yeah if his own standard is absolutely cack.

 

[Marius57]

@TheOneandOnlyWhamChatter knows nothing

Signing koulibaly and definitely not signing rondon. Still comments with absolute certainty.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Because he was free. Not rocket science.

He’s still being paid a wage, well he’s stealing a wage.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Because he was free. Not rocket science.

Mate, has it occurred to you that a kick in the knackers generally costs nothing (barring at certain niche establishments), but it ain't a good thing (unless you are paying, of course).

 

[catcherintherye]

To be fair he was brought in to be 3rd choice. Even still his record is usually 1 in 3. By his own standards he has been poor so far.

Yes hes now 0 in 10. He should never have been brought in. Hes the worst player I've ever seen play for Everton. We should have got Anguissa instead.

 

[catcherintherye]

Just realised that to achieve that we'd have to go at 1.76 points per game from now to the end of the season and we haven't done that in a long time. I think I've got to the stage whereby I don't pay much attention to the table nowadays and it's bloody frightening when you study it more closely.

Well I suppose that performance on a pro rotation basis.
Whoever takes over though is just going to have to undo Benitez mess and keep us up.

 

[roy vernon]

Thanks for your input mate, very constructive.

If we pay your good friend Benitez the 12 million or however much you said it would cost, will you feck off with him to wherever he goes?