Been thinking about the Benitez analogy thingy we've got going on here.
I get
@Death's drain engineer one, it's quite creative. Personally I make workies bugger off to the café, but I'm horrid.
The new dimension of an adulterous tradesman added by @marcelsgoat definitely starts to highlight the tensions felt by some in blue towards our Hispanic drain engineer. However, I'm not sure adultery is quite right.
So I'm going for: Senor Benitez is like an experienced worldly wise tradesman. He's been around the block and had a few marriages. Some have been passionate affairs featuring rabid adulation before petering out. Others have been passive aggressive marriages of convenience from the off. His latest wheeze is his third wife's sister. An odd match on paper and has caused some resentment amongst family and friends, whilst others have been accepting, recognising time, life events, and circumstances can bring the unlikeliest people together. Mad uncle Baz went a bit weird with the bedsheets, but less said about that the better.
Thoughts?
*ducks*