Ramiro Funes Mori

[Gwladys Nights]

Off topic Chico but there are some controversial boundary decisions on your Woolmap. e.g. Whiston, sound?

 

[barneygumble]

One or two lads on here have watched a River Plate game or two and suggest he's decent. Tim Vickery, South American football correspondent for the BBC, has watched him since he came through at River Plate and doesn't rate him too highly.

Personally, I first scouted him playing one-on-one with his brother in the foothills of Mendoza. Due to their poverty, the brothers tended not to play with a standard issue football but rather the discarded Malbec grapes left over from the annual wine harvests, which, as you can imagine, helped both develop a delicate first touch. I've followed Ramiro's (I call him "The Ram") career closely ever since and can confirm he has a 48 for curve, an 80 'beast rating,' and an anxiety toward his own masculinity not dissimilar to Borges's account in the semi-autobiographical short story El Sur.

I would have taken him, but I could never ever support an everton player with a Curve lower than 49. I'm out.

 

[Moomin]

Why all the hate mate ?!

Or jealousy.....

Fair play like, do you have to lube up and dust the cobwebs away first?

 

[RFUS]

Would much rather have his team mate Eder Balanta.

Naturally left sided, only early 20's, quick and powerful, seen the lad about 5-10 times for river plate, natural replacement for Sylvain the milkman.

I assume you really mean this, Paul:

Unreal on FM

 

[chicoazul]

Off topic Chico but there are some controversial boundary decisions on your Woolmap. e.g. Whiston, sound?

I've got family from there so I had to use artistic license to stop me being wool by association mate.

 

[HuddersfieldToffee]

Wouldn't be an Everton player if he could win a one on one.

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Im the sad barstool out of my friends who will happily sit and watch a south american game at the early hours, whilst they go out and party with young lady friends.

Before any of you say a word, ive necked loads of birds by my nans.

 

[Moomin]

I think this transfer has about 14.2% of coming off.

 

[AaronTheBlue]

apparently they're signing demichelis to replace him

 

[RFUS]

apparently they're signing demichelis to replace him

That'd be like us replacing John Stones with Wes Brown. Poor sods.

 

[Boss_Blue]

Before anyone else says it: 'a laptop'

It's a man in a suit on a laptop.

Laptop ?

READ THE INFO MINGE

 

[Boss_Blue]

You've never played Footy Manager whilst wearing a suit before?

Amateur.

No mate as I'm not a beaut.




Some of the time.

 

[Moomin]

You've never played Footy Manager whilst wearing a suit before?

Amateur.

I will take a guess of other posters who have played FM while wearing a suit.

@bluemangroup

@ijjysmith

@titsmcgee

@MartSlinger

 

[Sapie88]

I think this transfer has about 14.2% of coming off.

With the other 85.8% him going to Stoke?

 

[Moomin]

With the other 85.8% him going to Stoke?

Nah, Stoke are a smart sensible club and know he won't get a work permit.

Plus, Mark Hughes thinks " Attack is the best form of Defence "