MartSlinger
Player Valuation: £40m
Hope Tim Vickery walks in on him slotting his wife.
FUNES FUNES FUNES
FUNES FUNES FUNES
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He blogs from Rio the charlatanBut some arsehole with a laptop who blogs from Buenos Aires said he's rubbish.
Even worse. He doesn't even live near River Plate FFS!He blogs from Rio the charlatan
"I don't rate him at all. I don't think he is quick enough, strong enough or has enough quality [for the Premier League]. I fear that he would be badly exposed. Not one for me."