2017/18 Ramiro Funes Mori

[mmmmsnouts]

Remember when someone (probably Elstone) couldn’t read his River Plate contract correctly and we had to spend an extra 3 million or whatever to sign him? Good times.

 

[nsno-chris]

There is a.player in there with Keane, Provided his partner is quick.

Maybe a cricket player because he certainly ain’t no footballer

 

[kenada_blue]

I liked him. Least he cared. Give me that over Williams or Keane any day.

Have to agree.

Don't think I ever saw Mori get absolutely abused like Keane did by someone as "good" as Ashley Barnes

 

[maccavennie]

Isnt it mad that Martinez signed this donkey instead of VVD and should have been sacked but to redeem himself got none other than Eto' to sign for us so should have been given the job for life but then mismanaged him that much he got off after his lunch break at Finch Farm so should have been sacked but redeemed himself with the loan and signing of Lukaku which cut the bad blood of signing turd like Kone and Alcaraz and his last action was sign pure plop Niasse who ended up saving Koemans job a couple of times before he got sacked and might have saved Roberto if the tit had played him.

Boss.

 

[Albro]

Gutted.

 

[Brownie]

Assume this means we'll definitely be signing a centreback and a leftback, given he could cover both.

 

[witchdoc187]

Liked him for his passion but always looked suspect. Good luck to him hopefully replaced by someone better

 

[witchdoc187]

Isnt it mad that Martinez signed this donkey instead of VVD and should have been sacked but to redeem himself got none other than Eto' to sign for us so should have been given the job for life but then mismanaged him that much he got off after his lunch break at Finch Farm so should have been sacked but redeemed himself with the loan and signing of Lukaku which cut the bad blood of signing turd like Kone and Alcaraz and his last action was sign pure plop Niasse who ended up saving Koemans job a couple of times before he got sacked and might have saved Roberto if the tit had played him.

Boss.

This post is the mess that is everton

 

[Zatara]

If its £17.5mil then Brands has done well here...

Even if its half that, hes 3 years into a 5 year deal at 9.5mil so his book value is only 3.8mil.

Meaning any fee over 3.8mil is our net profit...

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

I wonder if his knee injury was utterly horrific? As others have pointed out, Mori wasn't the worst centre back to pull on the shirt in recent times. Odd that he got nowhere near the team last season and we've sold him at the first opportunity.

If only we could punt Williams as quickly...

 

[Bilko]

Lost him when he went off kissing the badge after his dismissal at Anfield while we were getting battered

 

[KaiserEFC]

To any Villarreal fans reading: if you’ve paid £17m I can finally forgive you for bribing that ref. Enjoy lollollol

 

[tim cahill]

I’ll always remember Mori for winning me £150 when I put a fiver on him for 1st scorer. Good times.

 

[buskwhi2]

Assume this means we'll definitely be signing a centreback and a leftback, given he could cover both.

Just play Lewis Gibson. He’s 17 and can play both positions. Was mainly joking around when I started posting this but I’m not sure how far he actually is from being 1st team ready.
Anyone who follows the youth team able to advise?

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

As others have pointed out, Mori wasn't the worst centre back to pull on the shirt in recent times...

I rate Yobo above him and Joseph was no Maldini, by a long ways...