reidy's bottle of coconut oil

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

i've been busy prepparing to go on holiday and think i've got most of my stuff together, but as a double check i thought i'd ask fellow g.o.t. members to post anything that you think i may have forgotten so far i have remembered the following.....
loads of batteries (been recharging all day)
mp3 player
camera
video camera
kids
mrs b.o.g.
various everton shirts/shorts
various 80's gear...classy t-shirts,tracky top, forest hills,new yorks.
thong.....borat style
removed mrs b.o.g.'s bikini, replaced with thong(cheesecutter style)
hawaian tropic tanning oils + deep tanning oil (shade of yak)
euro's
credit card
binoculars

any suggestions guys

 

[Dylan]

Where are you going?

 

[TX Bill]

Golf clubs?

 

[Vim Fuego]

All this to go to Rhyl ?

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

cambrills in spain,
nah no golf clubs although i am taking a jack nicklaus "golden bear" polo shirt amongst other 80's retro gear....including an "original" 80's everton beanie hat

 

[TX Bill]

That beanie hat will go great with the Borat thong.

 

[Vim Fuego]

Passport and Mars Bars

 

[Dylan]

Might want to leave Mrs BOG at home

 

[Vim Fuego]

A litre bottle of Creme De Menth.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

leave mrs b.o.g. at home.......tempting but who's gonna, look after the kids, go down the supermarket, wash my smalls(3 weeks and 3 pairs theyre gonna need doing), fetch my beer and more importantly carry the cases !!! as well as rub coconut oil into my pert cheeks.

creme de menth.......it is spain where alcohol is considerably cheaper, and i'll make her hike to the cheapest outlet.

mars bars.....sure to melt, better to just send her to the shop whenever i'm peckish.

looking like i've got all bases covered so far, i have travelled extensively so i have got it down to a fine art nowadays, you never know though theres always a chance i've missed something. and i am flying ryan air so fifa 08, and fifa street 3 will get a hammering during the obligatory, queues/delays. i have 150 ds lite games to keep me happy,
just soooo glad the rs wont be clogging up john lennon in the morn, i had a contingency plan in place just in case, no 8's for the everton shirts with redsh1te underneath
got the packed lunch sorted too, cheese,onion,salami, mustard all on a delicious flowery bap x4 walkers salt and vinegar (3 bags), sausage rolls. yum.

 

[Vim Fuego]

Toothbrush and a bag of Holland's steak & kidney puddings.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Toothbrush and a bag of Holland's steak & kidney puddings.

toothbrush....check.

babiz yedz....gonna go for the local stuff vim, a good horse steak, or some freshly carved ham (trying not to look at the hoof as they carve it) lots of yummy seafood and argie beef. slipped up and couldnt get any pasties for the packed lunch though.

 

[Nebbiolo]

Union Jack flag
Mother-in-law
English tea bags
Baked beans
Very low factor sun cream
Joe Brand DVDs

 

[Vim Fuego]

FemFresh,after all, no one likes a sweaty toilet area

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Union Jack flag...of course "evertonised" & also kiwi flag for daughter.
Mother-in-law...my family pick us up from airport
English tea bags.... parents taken over in caravan
Baked beans..........see above, also hp plus other delightfull food as daughter has food allergies so most of her grub has gone with them
Very low factor sun cream...starting with lard, progressing to coconut oil
Joe Brand DVDs

..... ther'll be enough fat bitches round the pool without any need for that