reidy's bottle of coconut oil

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

FemFresh,after all, no one likes a sweaty toilet area

it'll be getting enough of an airing in the costa's breeze whilst thonged up, downwind sunloungers should be avoided at all costs.

 

[coyney]

Whip to make sure the mrs gets back from the shops sharpish

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Whip to make sure the mrs gets back from the shops sharpish

good call coyney although ive generally found that a kick up the arse sufficeswhip would be handy for other pursuits though.

been doing a bit of research to do a guess the depth of suntan thread,looking for colour charts when i found this one, which makes me wonderwhich of these i'll be producing over the next 3 weeks

 

[coyney]

good call coyney although ive generally found that a kick up the arse sufficeswhip would be handy for other pursuits though.

been doing a bit of research to do a guess the depth of suntan thread,looking for colour charts when i found this one, which makes me wonderwhich of these i'll be producing over the next 3 weeks

I would as a nurse(honest I am) take a educated guess and say 6

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

going off previous form i struggle to go for sometimes the entire 1st week, even after giving my hoop a good soaping and the first"passing" is usually a type 1, i then progress through the scale at a steady pace going via "a flock of bats" and usually settling around 4, with a good sheen/gloss.
as they say "jobbies" a good 'un.

anyway back to the important stuff, just remembered razors, dont want unsightly lambchops when thonged up

 

[coyney]

going off previous form i struggle to go for sometimes the entire 1st week, even after giving my hoop a good soaping and the first"passing" is usually a type 1, i then progress through the scale at a steady pace going via "a flock of bats" and usually settling around 4, with a good sheen/gloss.
as they say "jobbies" a good 'un.

anyway back to the important stuff, just remembered razors, dont want unsightly lambchops when thonged up

Pity you dont live handy the stuff the quack gives me would move a mountainI have a problem or I did havesimilar to Monty.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

a night on the sam miguel should break the crust, always the same mate when i go away,continental toilets are good for getting every last bit out though and sometimes you dont even need to wipe (i do like.... just in case).

 

[coyney]

a night on the sam miguel should break the crust, always the same mate when i go away,continental toilets are good for getting every last bit out though and sometimes you dont even need to wipe (i do like.... just in case).

To much information there mate think of the guys eatingtheir tea reading it.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

cant decide if the boots need to go, ground will be hard i know but you need a good set of studs when coming up against 'continental' opposition, any technical germans.....have it
dutch with their cruyff turn......have it
fancy juan spaniards.... have it
french flair.........have it
fellow brits with ushited shirts bearing the name shrek or rs shirts...........sorry mate didnt hear you call your ball.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

http://www.cambrilspark.es/en/ElNostreCamping/
this is where i shall be sunning myself for the next 3 weeks, plenty to do for the kids, so happy as larry.

 

[Welton Toffee]

Some pineapples to sneakily put on yer pizza.

*whistles and leaves

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

onlyfruit going on my pizza will be the fruits of the sea

 

[GrandOldTeam]

cambrills in spain,
nah no golf clubs although i am taking a jack nicklaus "golden bear" polo shirt amongst other 80's retro gear....including an "original" 80's everton beanie hat

Have a good'un mate

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Have a good'un mate

cheers oh great leader,might go online if i'm bored will give a full totty update, i suspect there will be plenty of red hot dutch milfs

 

[Dylan]

I expect some good revealing pics of the totty RBOG.