Ring master
Player Valuation: £90m
I couldnt even remember who we beat last, till i checked when you asked that question, as our last win seems a lifetime ago (It was the Brentford 1-0 win) lol
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Relegation 2022/23
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Paul Rideout
Player Valuation: £40m
I suspect Newcastle will be beaten by arsenal and if so Brighton might be done over because brand premier league wants Liverpool and Man Utd in the top 4.
Just a hunch
Just a hunch
4737carlin
Player Valuation: £90m
Wolves winning is handy as they are pretty much sorted now, which might make our game easier
and therin lies the problem. we need at least 1 win and 2 draws , probably 2 wins to have a realistic chance of staying up. all well and good hoping that other results go our way - and generally they have - but we have to help ourselves. the big question is whether we are capable of that.
MikeH72
Player Valuation: £100m
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Leeds United. The style of football is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the patterns of play will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Big Sam’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of his methods, to realise that they're not just entertaining and effective- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who don’t rate Leeds United truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the finesse in Jack Harrison’s existential catchphrase "back post lads," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Willy Gnonto’s genius footwork unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rasmus Kristensen tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
Blue peter
Player Valuation: £35m
Yes but it also shows they are a handy team at home…it’s just whether you buy into the ‘on the beach’ rubbish
Blue peter
Player Valuation: £35m
Wow who knew that Allardyce was a deep thinking existentialist philosopher and this doctrine permeated his footballing outlook. Leeds Utd’s motto should be ‘Cogito ergo sum’!To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Leeds United. The style of football is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the patterns of play will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Big Sam’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of his methods, to realise that they're not just entertaining and effective- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who don’t rate Leeds United truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the finesse in Jack Harrison’s existential catchphrase "back post lads," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Willy Gnonto’s genius footwork unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rasmus Kristensen tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
Tony’s Carp
Player Valuation: £50m
If his name was Allardicius he'd be thought of as one of the great classical thinkers.
coollino
Player Valuation: £80m
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Leeds United. The style of football is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the patterns of play will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Big Sam’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of his methods, to realise that they're not just entertaining and effective- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who don’t rate Leeds United truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the finesse in Jack Harrison’s existential catchphrase "back post lads," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Willy Gnonto’s genius footwork unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rasmus Kristensen tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
I can't work out if you're being ironic anymore mate
coollino
Player Valuation: £80m
Good result for leeds
MikeH72
Player Valuation: £100m
The only people intelligent enough to truly appreciate the subtle art of Leeds United are me, you, @neil999 and @Kev The Rat
Bluelenny1984
Player Valuation: £8m
Bit harsh that Mike I'm cleaver AF! Least that's what my mums always said!
coollino
Player Valuation: £80m
Sums up match going fans (me)
Right now in form Newcastle with city are the best 2 teams in the league with arsenal slightly behind...Newcastle will be in the top 4 come the end of the season...Liverpool can only get a maximum of 9 points...united has a couple of match in hand so top 4 is pretty much decided.
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