Have ye shagged wor lass?Have you got a fat gut with a tattoo of Ruud Gulit, crossed out with a tattoo of Benitez, crossed out with a tattoo of Steve Bruce?
You’ll be alright Matty , just make sure your brew is out of sight when you leap up in the 89th …i swear mine won’t last
He's hit the bench.Hasn’t he hit the post?