Relegation

[everton1953]

We are doomed and it is all Pickford's fault. Stupid comment suitable for a stupid thread.

 

[MikeH72]

This reeks of the vicars wife in The Simpsons, with her overdramatic shrill. "Won't somebody think of the children!!"

The weekend was beyond embarrassing. I lost my head and voice over it. But relegated? Maybe if the spine of the team never returns (Mina, Doucoure, DCL) along with more long term injuries and heads completely fall off. But otherwise, it'll simply be another nothing season.

I mean this can’t be ruled out.

 

[everton1953]

Doomsday looms for the loons.

 

[Colonel Getafe]

I see your cynical attitude has fogged the reality if you get promoted it is not boring

I'm not cynical, I'm just a realist. What's the point in strolling the Championship every year only to put up zero fight in the Prem, get walloped every week, and go down with a whimper before the whole cycle repeats itself? That sounds boring and pointless to me.

As a fact 9th to 13th is five clubs not half a dozen

Thanks for the maths lesson, Captain Pedantic. That clearly invalidates my general point, right?! ? You must be fun at parties (assuming someone's ever invited you by mistake).

 

[witchdoc187]

We are doomed and it is all Pickford's fault. Stupid comment suitable for a stupid thread.

What did he say mate?

 

[helpimonfire]

Is this a real thread?

Should be closed. Get behind the team COYB!

 

[blue1948]

I'm not cynical, I'm just a realist. What's the point in strolling the Championship every year only to put up zero fight in the Prem, get walloped every week, and go down with a whimper before the whole cycle repeats itself? That sounds boring and pointless to me.


Thanks for the maths lesson, Captain Pedantic. That clearly invalidates my general point, right?! ? You must be fun at parties (assuming someone's ever invited you by mistake).

Isn't it funny when someone picks you up on inaccuracies it is their fault ? Actuallu I get on quite well at parties because I can sing .
The point still remains that to be promoted cannot be boring in itself can it ?

 

[Runub]

Isn't it funny when someone picks you up on inaccuracies it is their fault ? Actuallu I get on quite well at parties because I can sing .
The point still remains that to be promoted cannot be boring in itself can it ?

It is a pity this forum does not have sound lol

 

[Roachey11]

One of the more interesting things each season is the production of these kind of threads, we need them to keep entertained as that is often in short supply on the pitch where mid table again awaits.

 

[gianthogweed]

9 games in 3 points off 4th place and talk of relegation lol

 

[everton1953]

The spectre of relegation hangs over us say the doom mongers. The creaking trap door lies ahead. Woe, woe is us. Trips to Tranmere await us.

 

[kev]

9 games in 3 points off 4th place and talk of relegation lol

It's just the Everton GOT way

 

[Earwigjoe]

The spectre of relegation hangs over us say the doom mongers. The creaking trap door lies ahead. Woe, woe is us. Trips to Tranmere await us.

.. that's nothing compared to the horrors that lurk beneath the trapdoor. For there's always something down there, in the dark... waiting to come out.

Don't you open that Trap Door,
Your a fool if you dare.
Stay away from that Trap Door,
Cos' there's somethin' down there.

 

[AsiaAsia82]

Anyone over a certain age knows we don’t relax until we hit 40 points.

 

[everton1953]

Once upon a time our neighbours from across the park fell through that trap door, and we enjoyed watching them squirm in the old second division whilst we wallowed in first division mediocrity. I think it lasted as long as 7 years? The had to invent "friendly" derby games. Bliss.