Chimpy Glassman
Player Valuation: £30m
This guy looks absolutely terrible.
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Toffeemeister
Player Valuation: £8m
Not the guy to blast us into the Champions league judging from that video !
Ashtonian
Banned on request
It goes without saying.
Don't believe any transfer rumour you read yet until we get into next month at least. Koeman barely been here long and he is meant to be signing a load of players? Because that is what managers do these days, before he has even met the squad properly.
If someone who's word you can trust eg esk says something then there is your news, if not then it is paper talk because according to the media we are selling rom so therefore linking us with strikers all summer long.
Don't believe any transfer rumour you read yet until we get into next month at least. Koeman barely been here long and he is meant to be signing a load of players? Because that is what managers do these days, before he has even met the squad properly.
If someone who's word you can trust eg esk says something then there is your news, if not then it is paper talk because according to the media we are selling rom so therefore linking us with strikers all summer long.
technically...and i mean this in the least patronising way possible....and whilst i understand it is very pedantic ....he has already signed a player.
http://www.evertonfc.com/news/2016/06/20/blues-sign-keeper-renshaw
and yes....whilst i understand that this is technically not "his" signing...because he's been signed for the academy....it still counts.
If we have the money we will be linked to everyone going to fill paper pages and generate clicks for ad revenue. The difference now is it is mostly for buying rather than who we're selling. Wait til it is announced officially because we are going to be linked everywhere for the sake of weekly word counts.
Rook
Player Valuation: £80m
...he was an Arsenal target, take note of anything we do associated with Arsenal.
Indeedy.
bluestevon
Player Valuation: £80m
Groucho mate, can we not keep a lock on all these player rumour threads until they are actually either confirmed or from a very credible source, thought that these would all be kept inside the transfer rumour thread to keep the site from being cluttered by a million and one other threads about x,y,z player from any source.
It''s the bloody daily Mail linking us ffs lol
bluestevon
Player Valuation: £80m
Right now any meida sports hack will have a list on his desk about Everton
How to generate a rumour that will get clicks
Is he a Keeper - Yes, then link as they have lost their number 1 keeper
Is he a striker - YES then link as a Lukaku replacement and link in the same paper a Lukaku old interview where he talks up CL clubs like Chelsea, United for additional clicks from their fans
Is he a centre back - YES - then link and in the same paper you can then run a new Stones off to Man United - Everton already seeking replacement story for more clicks from United or City fans
Is he Dutch - YES - then link as Koeman is Dutch so no need to provide any source for the story as people will assume theirs truth purely on that basis
Is he someone who has any connection to Koeman, played for him before or shares the same agent - if YES then link as their is your spource for why Koeman wants him
Is he a player who is not wanted by a bigger team - if YES then link as it will generate clicks from theirs and our fans, dpoesn't matter if he is dross or not, the clicks are all that matter
Red top Sports journalism 101
Jags..class
Player Valuation: £70m
Bill said that Koeman give his list of targets.
Ashtonian
Banned on request
Aye he may have but he won't be signing them within a week or anywhere near that.
The press have no idea what is going on, just throwing names on the articles hopi g one of them is right. Guarantee you we aren't after this lad.
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