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chicoazul

chicoazul

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Is there any chance of having an exclusive forum section for people of 30 years old and above please?

Nothing against the young lids but they're just absolutely clueless when it comes to most things. An exclusive forum for the 30 and above would fix that and ensure a better chance of thread without the mouth breathing morons piping in with guff they've read on Wikipedia and pretending to be experts despite having no life skills whatsoever.

Let me know when the new section is set up, and nice one.
 
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Layne said:
Can you just lock Chico to one thread?
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I can see it now. @Woolly Blue traps Chico in one thread where he talks Chazboshes to himself for 20 years. His name becomes a whisper, a faint echo of an era past as Everton win the title, prompting a new generation of football fans to pick up the Blue and join GOT. They look at that private locked thread and wonder what it is, but something tells them it's better not to ask. GOT begins to crumble under the weight of new membership, and has to find a new server. But as a terrible, unforeseen consequence, all locked threads become open again, a pandora's box of old wounds and arguments flowing back out into our once peaceful forum and, at the head of it all, @chicoazul, talking nuclear rubbish and flooding the site with previews of games that won't happen for another 6 months(Incidentally, he'll still have the most likes of any member, despite being AWOL for two decades).

The mods try to act quickly, but he has become impervious to bans, and Woolly Blue can only scream movie trailer banalities like "THE SINS OF THE PAST HAVE COME BACK TO HAUNT US" and "DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT WHILE YOU STILL CAN" as our new generation of forum members either abandon their accounts in confused terror, or give him reps for his previews and actually think he's cool for some reason. It's a clusterfk, the Night of The Long Snides on steroids, and plunges the forum into a thousand years of darkness from which it never truly recovers, until an Eastern consortium buys Everton, changes our shirt colour to red and renames us the Crimson Sword Toffee Elephants, after which we all switch allegiances to Tranmere.

The End.
 
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Prevenger17 said:
I can see it now. @Woolly Blue traps Chico in one thread where he talks Chazboshes to himself for 20 years. His name becomes a whisper, a faint echo of an era past as Everton win the title, prompting a new generation of football fans to pick up the Blue and join GOT. They look at that private locked thread and wonder what it is, but something tells them it's better not to ask. GOT begins to crumble under the weight of new membership, and has to find a new server. But as a terrible, unforeseen consequence, all locked threads become open again, a pandora's box of old wounds and arguments flowing back out into our once peaceful forum and, at the head of it all, @chicoazul, talking nuclear rubbish and flooding the site with previews of games that won't happen for another 6 months(Incidentally, he'll still have the most likes of any member, despite being AWOL for two decades).

The mods try to act quickly, but he has become impervious to bans, and Woolly Blue can only scream movie trailer banalities like "THE SINS OF THE PAST HAVE COME BACK TO HAUNT US" and "DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT WHILE YOU STILL CAN" as our new generation of forum members either abandon their accounts in confused terror, or give him reps for his previews and actually think he's cool for some reason. It's a clusterfk, the Night of The Long Snides on steroids, and plunges the forum into a thousand years of darkness from which it never truly recovers, until an Eastern consortium buys Everton, changes our shirt colour to red and renames us the Crimson Sword Toffee Elephants, after which we all switch allegiances to Tranmere.

The End.
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Prevenger17 said:
I can see it now. @Woolly Blue traps Chico in one thread where he talks Chazboshes to himself for 20 years. His name becomes a whisper, a faint echo of an era past as Everton win the title, prompting a new generation of football fans to pick up the Blue and join GOT. They look at that private locked thread and wonder what it is, but something tells them it's better not to ask. GOT begins to crumble under the weight of new membership, and has to find a new server. But as a terrible, unforeseen consequence, all locked threads become open again, a pandora's box of old wounds and arguments flowing back out into our once peaceful forum and, at the head of it all, @chicoazul, talking nuclear rubbish and flooding the site with previews of games that won't happen for another 6 months(Incidentally, he'll still have the most likes of any member, despite being AWOL for two decades).

The mods try to act quickly, but he has become impervious to bans, and Woolly Blue can only scream movie trailer banalities like "THE SINS OF THE PAST HAVE COME BACK TO HAUNT US" and "DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT WHILE YOU STILL CAN" as our new generation of forum members either abandon their accounts in confused terror, or give him reps for his previews and actually think he's cool for some reason. It's a clusterfk, the Night of The Long Snides on steroids, and plunges the forum into a thousand years of darkness from which it never truly recovers, until an Eastern consortium buys Everton, changes our shirt colour to red and renames us the Crimson Sword Toffee Elephants, after which we all switch allegiances to Tranmere.

The End.
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