BiggyRat
Player Valuation: £35m
Saw this on F365. Had a quick look but didn't see it posted elsewhere, apologies & thread lock if so...
Respect Your Elders
Mediawatch was a cheeky little blighter in our younger years, so we can identify with Everton winger Seamus Coleman, for whom the maxim 'respect your elders' is more of a challenge than an instruction.
Wee Seamus has been getting heavily involved with Twitter, and more specifically his club captain Phil Neville on said time-wasting medium.
Here are some choice cuts from their back and forth, with apologies for the txt spk:
S: U must be glad garys retired? Ur family might come watch u on a saturday now! actually they will prob just stay in and watch him on sky sports instead of watching u!
P: hello seamie see ur sub again for the republic tomorrow night!!!
S: if I'm lucky I'll be sub.. Maybe won't even make the bench.. Any advice for me? U have plenty experience of being on the bench
P: be careful next season pal-everyone plays sh*t in their 2nd season!!!
S: does everyone play sh*t in there 15 season aswell?
P: 16th season pal!
S: you counting ur 10 years on united bench?
P: u like talking about gary m8-got a secret crush?
S: everyone likes gary more.. U should know that by now!!
P:u licking charlie adams arse now too? Is it captains that turn u on??
S:hahahahaha good one pal! What a captain he was too.. He could actually pass to his team mates!
Respect Your Elders
Mediawatch was a cheeky little blighter in our younger years, so we can identify with Everton winger Seamus Coleman, for whom the maxim 'respect your elders' is more of a challenge than an instruction.
Wee Seamus has been getting heavily involved with Twitter, and more specifically his club captain Phil Neville on said time-wasting medium.
Here are some choice cuts from their back and forth, with apologies for the txt spk:
S: U must be glad garys retired? Ur family might come watch u on a saturday now! actually they will prob just stay in and watch him on sky sports instead of watching u!
P: hello seamie see ur sub again for the republic tomorrow night!!!
S: if I'm lucky I'll be sub.. Maybe won't even make the bench.. Any advice for me? U have plenty experience of being on the bench
P: be careful next season pal-everyone plays sh*t in their 2nd season!!!
S: does everyone play sh*t in there 15 season aswell?
P: 16th season pal!
S: you counting ur 10 years on united bench?
P: u like talking about gary m8-got a secret crush?
S: everyone likes gary more.. U should know that by now!!
P:u licking charlie adams arse now too? Is it captains that turn u on??
S:hahahahaha good one pal! What a captain he was too.. He could actually pass to his team mates!
