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Just when you think he couldn't become more of a bellend...
Dave dawson
Player Valuation: £1m
There are 50,000 Everton fans that would love to be given the opportunity that has been given to him. He needs to stop looking like a 10 year old who has just got a smacked ass and get on doing what he does best.
Deulofeumygod
Player Valuation: £35m
Best finisher at the club bar James and maybe siggy. Very uncharacteristic yesterday to not score at least two.
diggerdestroyer
Player Valuation: £40m
Poor finishing but still saw him chasing back covering gaps all match
brettangellnightporter
Player Valuation: £1.5m
Make him watch the game back so he sees how selfish his play has become.
Terrarian
Player Valuation: £50m
That square ball to Dom in the first half when he should've shot, lucky he was offside because that was pretty shocking decision making as well. I'd be more concerned if he wasn't getting chances, last night was just one of those game where they didn't have shooting boots on.
Toffeelover
Player Valuation: £80m
When was the last time they had shooting boots on? Can you remember?
SpongeBob brown shoes
Player Valuation: £40m
Richarlison doing his bit of scouting for us haha
Wouldnt touch Neymar on a free.
20/21 Adductor problems Feb 11, 2021 Mar 19, 2021 36 days 9Paris Saint-Germain
20/21 Ankle problems Dec 14, 2020 Jan 10, 2021 27 days 5Paris Saint-Germain
20/21 Rest Dec 5, 2020 Dec 6, 2020 1 days 1Paris Saint-Germain
20/21 Adductor problems Oct 28, 2020 Nov 19, 2020 22 days 4Paris Saint-Germain
20/21 Corona virus Sep 2, 2020 Sep 11, 2020 9 days 1Paris Saint-Germain
19/20 Bruised Rib Feb 3, 2020 Feb 16, 2020 13 days 4Paris Saint-Germain
19/20 Hamstring Injury Oct 14, 2019 Nov 20, 2019 37 days 6Paris Saint-Germain
19/20 Fitness Aug 10, 2019 Sep 6, 2019 27 days 4Paris Saint-Germain
18/19 Ruptured ankle ligament Jun 7, 2019 Aug 9, 2019 63 days 1Paris Saint-Germain
18/19 Metatarsal Fracture Jan 24, 2019 Apr 19, 2019 85 days 18Paris Saint-Germain
18/19 Rest Jan 11, 2019 Jan 13, 2019 2 days 1Paris Saint-Germain
18/19 Adductor problems Dec 3, 2018 Dec 22, 2018 19 days 4Paris Saint-Germain
18/19 Adductor problems Nov 21, 2018 Nov 27, 2018 6 days 1Paris Saint-Germain
18/19 Rest Oct 19, 2018 Oct 21, 2018 2 days 1Paris Saint-Germain
18/19 Rest Sep 13, 2018 Sep 16, 2018 3 days 1Paris Saint-Germain
Brands would be all over that. 5 year deal.
Best finisher he's scored five ...
Particularly moving too central not assisting DCL more getting I his way , becoming a bit selfish, by trying to hard perhaps - The petulance on the freekick maybe Carlo should have mailed him off for King...?
Carloblues
Player Valuation: £30m
Wouldn't touch neymar on a free, one of the top 5-10 players in the world hahahaha
Then go on to list a load of injuries that are 10 days or less.
Keep up the good work goat
18Chris87
Player Valuation: £750k
I like Richy and he always puts in a shift and brings energy to the team but I definitely think he's gone stale this season. Doesn't really seem to have the spark he did the last two seasons - remember his home debut against Southampton and he was up and down the wing trying tricks, taking on his man. Now he seems to play safe, for 2-3 months you can forgive him but I don't think I've been overly impressed by him in a single game this season. Perhaps he's missing the crowds? Love that he gets involved with the fans on twitter and stuff but not overly keen on him giving large to the opposition fans if he can't be performing on the pitch. He was speaking earlier on in the season saying how Ancelotti had persuaded him to keep on going another season but to be perfectly honest I don't think he'd need persuading for another season because I can't see a team higher than us putting in what we would consider a "reasonable" bid for him. If he does want his move to a champions league club he needs to be doing it nearly every week like the others who got their move away from us, or at least were linked away from us were doing. (Lukaku, Stones, Fellaini, Arteta, Lescott) (Linked: Baines + Coleman)
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