2021/22 Richarlison

[Wayno]

The song never made sense as we bought him for £35m

It was poking fun of all the media saying we paid £50m

 

[MikeH72]

That is exactly how it's going to go. Some sort of Richy announcement tomorrow, Tarko on Friday.

Feel sorry for Tarks. Could’ve just got it over and done with weeks ago but no we couldn’t be arsed releasing a kit.

 

[GoldenToffee]

The song never made sense as we bought him for £35m

He's Brazilian,
He only cost 35 million,
We sold him in exchange for Alli, Winks and a lobster dinner for Bill in London,
Richarlison

 

[Nymzee]

Feel sorry for Tarks. Could’ve just got it over and done with weeks ago but no we couldn’t be arsed releasing a kit.

Oh kit maybe tomorrow then. I do still believe we waited on Tarkowski because of the 1st July date, no idea why it matters but I'm convinced around all this accounting cut off nonsense.

 

[Bluewolf]

Imagine your kid is crying their eyes out because their favourite player is leaving the club and you take a photo of it for likes on the Internet.

Top parenting there.

 

[BlueStevie35]

He's Brazilian,
He only cost 35 million,
We sold him in exchange for Alli, Winks and a lobster dinner for Bill in London,
Richarlison

We already had Dele, we haven’t signed Winks and Bill probably paid for his own meal

 

[GoldenToffee]

We already had Dele, we haven’t signed Winks and Bill probably paid for his own meal

Remind me not to go to any parties you're invited to ffs!

 

[Oddball]

Not sure what Everton team you watched last season mate but we played 38 games and were awful in about 34 of them.

No bones about it, without Richarlison last season we were down.

i`d probably agree with you mate but without Dom we were nearly down. its all opinions and for me we sold the right player. i like Richey, great lad and all but DCL is the better player for Everton to keep because i dont reckon you could build a team around Richey

 

[Connor]

 

[MikeH72]

Imagine your kid is crying their eyes out because their favourite player is leaving the club and you take a photo of it for likes on the Internet.

Top parenting there.

OIIII!!! YOU BETTER CRY RIGHT NOW AND GET HERE BECAUSE I NEED THIS FOR TWITTER

 

[MikeH72]

I can’t take any highlights of players scoring in front of empty seats seriously.

 

[Connor]

I can’t take any highlights of players scoring in front of empty seats seriously.

We beat them
I lay on the floor getting very drunk

It counts

 

[Goat]

I can’t take any highlights of players scoring in front of empty seats seriously.

Number 10 scoring a winning goal at Anfield in there?

 

[MikeH72]

We beat them
I lay on the floor getting very drunk

It counts

Doesn’t count unless I see mutants in the front row giving him the finger while he celebrates with a cupped ear to them.

 

[Connor]

Doesn’t count unless I see mutants in the front row giving him the finger while he celebrates with a cupped ear to them.

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