Roberto Martinez discussion

[aloadofold......]

God, am so proud he is our boss . He gets teased for his overthetop positivity and I wondered if he was just too nice the first few games but what has shone through over the season is he is totally wired for success . He eats and sleeps Everton ( ask his wife) and he is such a credit to football,class all the way. Regardless what happens last few games he has me won,love the man................

 

[chicoazul]

Quick poll. You're at a cocktail party, plush like so you're in a tuxedo and your shoes shined well.

You bump into Martinez and get chatting about all things Everton and football, and there you getting on, waiter bringing over cocktails and he's got you engaged in an incredible moment, phononemal all over the show.

You check your jarg Tag watch and its rolled round to 1.45am and you've been talking for three hours. Ace. Anyway, there's a humurous moment and suddenly there's a glint in his eye and he moves in to neck you.

What do you do?

1 - Get the fk out of there quick sharp and make apologies, never to recall the incident again.
2 - Fume and pure DDT him on the oakwood dance floor.
3 - Roll with it.
4 - Hold back and ask the waiter if there's any cheese on toast left.

 

[Goat]

5 - Ask him why he ruined our Season in January and then lamp him.

 

[deipnosophist]

I'd grab my lovely missus and go home and make passionate love to her till dawn.

...err...what was the question again?

 

[Elong]

If he's wearing brown shoes, then 3 all night.

 

[chicoazul]

...err...what was the question again?

Would you let Martinez finger you at a posh party when you're both drunk?

 

[Goat]

Would you let Martinez finger you at a posh party when you're both drunk?

You sound quite soak lad?

 

[deipnosophist]

Never mind all this faffing about at 1.30am with Bobby, where's the preview Chico?

 

[chicoazul]

Tumoz 4 preview lud. Half wrote already. Ev-er-ton.

 

[KevMirallas]

3. Anyone who says otherwise is a kopite.

 

[Goat]

YNWA

 

[KevMirallas]

Get out of denial, you'll feel better.

 

[johnnydawg68]

Quick poll. You're at a cocktail party, plush like so you're in a tuxedo and your shoes shined well.

You bump into Martinez and get chatting about all things Everton and football, and there you getting on, waiter bringing over cocktails and he's got you engaged in an incredible moment, phononemal all over the show.

You check your jarg Tag watch and its rolled round to 1.45am and you've been talking for three hours. Ace. Anyway, there's a humurous moment and suddenly there's a glint in his eye and he moves in to neck you.

What do you do?

1 - Get the fk out of there quick sharp and make apologies, never to recall the incident again.
2 - Fume and pure DDT him on the oakwood dance floor.
3 - Roll with it.
4 - Hold back and ask the waiter if there's any cheese on toast left.

I would have had him out back before 3 hours mate.

 

[Christiffa25]

He talks like a winner I love that...

He talks as if Everton are the biggest team on the planet and places us firmly in with that group of money teams regardless of us not having any!

I think he truly believes he could win us the league at some point!

 

[Christiffa25]

Oh and I love the way he stands on the touchline straight faced with the occasional instruction and let's the team play there game.

Moyes used to spend the whole game giving instruction and praise etc...found it a bit embarrassing, kind of like a kids team coach!

The best coaches always seem to be the quiet ones who just give the odd hand gestures and occasional stare! lol.