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Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
In all honesty I was slightly underwhelmed at first. I wanted Laudrup then Pereira first.
paulbefc
Player Valuation: £60m
can somebody PLEASE delete this thread
Hahaha
Fat Stan
Player Valuation: £750k
This ****ing mask bollocks has to be by far and away my biggest shame ever... and i've accumulated some whopper shame in my time!
Moyes was my stable rock that i only missed because i was afraid of what the future would hold after him. Martinez, on the other hand, is that ****ing ride i've been missing all these years and didn't even know it!
This little letter i read after the 3-2 Everton Newcastle game sums it up to perfection.
"A Somewhat Convoluted Divorce Analogy - Looking at Everton after last night's (in the most part) convincing win led me to a divorce analogy. It's like the guy who stays with his childhood sweetheart, by now she's not the pretty young thing she was all those years ago and any chance of reliving the glory days of a bag off outside or quick blower are long gone, but she's ground you down, to the point now you're at the age where it's too late to start all over again, for fear of what's on the other side, the unknown. Everton were quite happy under Moyes, having sex on birthdays and maybe new year - wanting more but not daring to ask for it should they fall foul and end up sad and lonely. Then suddenly the wife ups and leaves you for her boss at Woolworths, and what do you know, first night out back on the horse and you find yourself with a young bird on your arm, doing all manner of bedroom antics you didn't even know they had names for wondering why you never left before, while she's cooking dinner for a guy who drives a Lexus but lives in a bungalow on the end of his mum's house.
I wish Everton all the best, and a string of young birds. Dave (LUFC) Cornwall"
Not to get too touchy-feely but Martinez is teaching me, the players and all Evertonians to never be afraid of anything or anyone ever. If you believe you can win, you can ****ing win!!!
Love him
Moyes was my stable rock that i only missed because i was afraid of what the future would hold after him. Martinez, on the other hand, is that ****ing ride i've been missing all these years and didn't even know it!
This little letter i read after the 3-2 Everton Newcastle game sums it up to perfection.
"A Somewhat Convoluted Divorce Analogy - Looking at Everton after last night's (in the most part) convincing win led me to a divorce analogy. It's like the guy who stays with his childhood sweetheart, by now she's not the pretty young thing she was all those years ago and any chance of reliving the glory days of a bag off outside or quick blower are long gone, but she's ground you down, to the point now you're at the age where it's too late to start all over again, for fear of what's on the other side, the unknown. Everton were quite happy under Moyes, having sex on birthdays and maybe new year - wanting more but not daring to ask for it should they fall foul and end up sad and lonely. Then suddenly the wife ups and leaves you for her boss at Woolworths, and what do you know, first night out back on the horse and you find yourself with a young bird on your arm, doing all manner of bedroom antics you didn't even know they had names for wondering why you never left before, while she's cooking dinner for a guy who drives a Lexus but lives in a bungalow on the end of his mum's house.
I wish Everton all the best, and a string of young birds. Dave (LUFC) Cornwall"
Not to get too touchy-feely but Martinez is teaching me, the players and all Evertonians to never be afraid of anything or anyone ever. If you believe you can win, you can ****ing win!!!
Love him
Carragher just took his mask off too Stan, you're in good company mate.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...ARRAGHER-Robertos-Everton-good-Liverpool.html
The kopites will not like that at all.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...ARRAGHER-Robertos-Everton-good-Liverpool.html
The kopites will not like that at all.
bluemeanie
Player Valuation: £1m
Never apologise for something that you genuinely felt. Don't worry about it mate, we can all change our minds.
Thing is Stan as soon as we lose two consecutive games there will be roaring trade in Martinez masks so who will have the last laugh then? Exactly mate.
That positivity is evident at Everton. He has built on the foundations Moyes put in place and I now genuinely feel Everton are as good as Liverpool — and match the football they play.
What a plank.....a glance at the league table at the end of the last two seasons would have told him we are even better than that.
What a plank.....a glance at the league table at the end of the last two seasons would have told him we are even better than that.
paulbefc
Player Valuation: £60m
Some of my worst posts would make this OP look an absolutely top class bit of writing mate.
In addition, your "mask" metaphor has been used by Davek in numerous threads. Pretty sure that makes you a celebrity.
I don't know about wearing the mask, but his brown dress shoes are the top of my Christmas list.
Jeff Jones
Player Valuation: £35m
What, and said that we're as good as Liverpool?
Is that supposed to be praise?
Very bloody faint if it is.
USAtoffee12
Player Valuation: £1m
If we win our next two matches, we'll have more points at the halfway point than Wigan accumulated all of last season. So much for "Everton Athletic." Allez Allez OH.
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