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Cahill's Metatarsal
Player Valuation: £15m
Decent enough match, always good to see a comfortable win & in pre-season you never really know how things will go as it's all about gaining fitness.
Good things from yesterday
The win
Jo's goals - nice to see him score away from home & took them both really well
The whole experience of getting a coach to an away again, I drove to Bury so it wasn't the same, I've missed it badly
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Bad
The queue for booze at half time
The stewards moving blues half way through the 1st half despite there being no incidents leading to it
The lids running onto the pitch
Me passing my phone, ring & watch to my mate when it looked like trouble was about to kick off only to go back (having not even had an arguement) & find she didn't have my ring which is worth sod all in money terms but had a bit of sentimental value
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Things that I really shouldn't have laughed at but did
3 of my mates sitting in the home end & getting thrown out when the 4th goal went in & then blagging their way into the away end for the end of the match
Some topless baldy ******** giving our coach a load of stick, looking like he was about to get on to kick off but then to walk away, go to the Happy Scals coach behind & then get chased by about 20-odd lids who were trying to kick his head in
The Happy Scals coach going onto the lane of oncoming traffic to overtake our coach & about 20 cars in barely-moving traffic in a move that I still can't understand
Our coach driver announcing that that coach had left 1 of the kids behind who got off to fight with the baldy tosser
Good things from yesterday
The win
Jo's goals - nice to see him score away from home & took them both really well
The whole experience of getting a coach to an away again, I drove to Bury so it wasn't the same, I've missed it badly
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Bad
The queue for booze at half time
The stewards moving blues half way through the 1st half despite there being no incidents leading to it
The lids running onto the pitch
Me passing my phone, ring & watch to my mate when it looked like trouble was about to kick off only to go back (having not even had an arguement) & find she didn't have my ring which is worth sod all in money terms but had a bit of sentimental value
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Things that I really shouldn't have laughed at but did
3 of my mates sitting in the home end & getting thrown out when the 4th goal went in & then blagging their way into the away end for the end of the match
Some topless baldy ******** giving our coach a load of stick, looking like he was about to get on to kick off but then to walk away, go to the Happy Scals coach behind & then get chased by about 20-odd lids who were trying to kick his head in
The Happy Scals coach going onto the lane of oncoming traffic to overtake our coach & about 20 cars in barely-moving traffic in a move that I still can't understand
Our coach driver announcing that that coach had left 1 of the kids behind who got off to fight with the baldy tosser
Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian
The Unobstructed View
i sat bang on 1/2 way 2 rows in front of the tv camera so had a fantastic view, who'd have thought it eh? wembley and spotland in the same year, with the latter giving the better view. i have to say it's one of the best views of a match i've ever had.
Cahill's Metatarsal
Player Valuation: £15m
I was at the front on the right, can't complain about the view
Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian
The Unobstructed View
who's the bloke with the enormous conk that goes to all the aways, seems to always be with a group of younger ones of which a couple are birds, they were all singing his name in the 2nd 1/2 when he was coming down to that corner, he seems to travel everywhere.
Cahill's Metatarsal
Player Valuation: £15m
Not sure about the enormous conk but sounds like my mate, were we shouting Johno?
Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian
The Unobstructed View
i think so, was there a bird with your gang ? if you was with them at bury then i was sat a couple of seats behind you (some lids who wanted to invade were next to me).
that fella was across the aisle from me at wigan last year, we started singing grandoldteam and about as we got to the 2nd line he just stopped dead, he was heaving his ring up and then fell asleep(before kick-off).
there's a young lid (about 14-15) who also seems to go everywhere, i stopped the stewards turfing him out at west brom last year, he sits front row in g.s. directly behind the goal, always grabs a board that they have for setting the tv cameras up. seems to know everyone tbh and everyone seems to know him.
how many do you reckon are every awayers ?
that fella was across the aisle from me at wigan last year, we started singing grandoldteam and about as we got to the 2nd line he just stopped dead, he was heaving his ring up and then fell asleep(before kick-off).
there's a young lid (about 14-15) who also seems to go everywhere, i stopped the stewards turfing him out at west brom last year, he sits front row in g.s. directly behind the goal, always grabs a board that they have for setting the tv cameras up. seems to know everyone tbh and everyone seems to know him.
how many do you reckon are every awayers ?
Cahill's Metatarsal
Player Valuation: £15m
Yeah, there are 2 girls who I sit with at every away & a third who gets to about 90% of the aways with us & the lad that you mentioned. With it being unreserved seating pretty much everyone on the coach sat together but there's usually the 5 of us who get our tickets together.
At Bury we were on the left just a few rows up.
The young kid you mentioned - has he got a chip or gap in his front tooth? Think I know who you mean
Didn't see anyone throwing up at Wigan but there was a lad in a worse state than I've seen anyone anywhere at Macclesfield, he was throwing up on himself & it was just dribbling down the terraces, he made it to about the 20 minute stage when the paramedics carted him out, presumably to get his stomach pumped or something
At Bury we were on the left just a few rows up.
The young kid you mentioned - has he got a chip or gap in his front tooth? Think I know who you mean
Didn't see anyone throwing up at Wigan but there was a lad in a worse state than I've seen anyone anywhere at Macclesfield, he was throwing up on himself & it was just dribbling down the terraces, he made it to about the 20 minute stage when the paramedics carted him out, presumably to get his stomach pumped or something
Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian
The Unobstructed View
thats the kid, wears all the gear like those inside out quilted coats and stuff, he was off his rocker at west brom last year. the coppers and stewards were arranging to cart him off so i whisked him away and told him he was about to get binned, so he went and sat up the back.
that johnno who they were singing too was deffo the bloke who puked at wigan though, the bird with the dark hair seemed to know the lids next to me at bury.
Cahill's Metatarsal
Player Valuation: £15m
Ah, sorry, didn't realise you were referring to him. I didn't sit with him at Wigan last year, it was only last season that I got to know him well & started sorting the tickets together, I'll definately be mentioning it to him though
If you've noticed the Phil Neville-alike who sits with them, that's me.
Just been thinking about Bury, think I know who you were sitting near, did they go nuts every time Hibbert got the ball?
If you've noticed the Phil Neville-alike who sits with them, that's me.
Just been thinking about Bury, think I know who you were sitting near, did they go nuts every time Hibbert got the ball?
Ignore Reidy mate. He aint in the GSE next season like we are.
Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian
The Unobstructed View
tony, tony, tony,
tony, tony hibbert!!
did you hear when we got the free kick yesterday and someone shouted "go take it tony" he heard it and gave a ...your takin the piss right ? look behind him. if he'd scored yesterday with all the det-der-der-det-der-der-det-der-der-der-der-derr going on, i reckon a mass invasion and a shoulder carry wouldve ensued.
i'll look out for you at blackpool, i was next to those lads at bury and had a sergio tacchini trackie top on
Cahill's Metatarsal
Player Valuation: £15m
Oh right
<turns up nose>
Didn't notice the look from him, sounds funny though
Another mate of mine is responsible for the "HIBBERT SCORES WE RIOT" flag, I think even if we were getting beat 5-0 & Hibbert scored from a miss-hit cross or the ball hitting him & bobbling in there'd be a full scale riot. I was there for Shrek's 1st goal, I was there for Vaughan's, Anichebe's, Baxter's, Fellaini's... I dream of the day I witness a Hibbert goal
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