Romelu Lukaku

[4737carlin]

Score a hatrick sunday and all is forgiven

I was thinking this, he has to have a good game at some point, he just has too, and this is the perfect one for him. Can see him getting a lot of abuse from the racist away fans, which might help spur him on, come on Rom, just do it!!

 

[Big Fat Sam]

Score a hatrick sunday and all is forgiven

Absolutely!

 

[KaiserEFC]

He looks and plays like that fat kid who was always picked last and stuck in goal at school deciding to “show everyone what he can do” and dribbling it out and trying to play. Clearly he’s never heard of cutting after you bulk.

But in all seriousness I think Jose decides he was a hold up striker and told him to pack it on and try and play like one even though he isn’t that type of player at all.

 

[deipnosophist]

Whilst calls, over in the 'who can replace Marco' thread , for Big Vic to take up the reins might be deemed somewhat fanciful, Big Vic was a bulky CF. Perhaps Big Rom is modelling his game on him.

 

[4737carlin]

Come on Rom!!!!

 

[No Alla Violenza]

Awful

Again

 

[Big Fat Sam]

Awful

Again

The kin size of the fella. Needs to lose about four stone, not even joking. Looks like that fat fella from Wycombe.

 

[Tin-Tin]

Shocking today, the groans everytime he loses the ball or doesnt press are growing each game. Rashford who was hobbling all game done more than him.

 

[arminisgod]

United will have to take a big hit on him as nobody will pay £90m for him now

 

[FC sexy xxx]

United will have to take a big hit on him as nobody will pay £90m for him now

Rom spends that in the chippy

 

[deipnosophist]

He might shed some pounds when he joins Pogba's posse in the LA Hills next summer...

 

[Big Fat Sam]

The commentator was saying how Lukaku was "exceptional for the team" yesterday and did an "awful lot of work". I couldn't believe my ears. He was an utter liability with the ball bouncing off him constantly, him refusing to break into a sprint and not even having a single shot on goal.

 

[Big Fat Sam]

Size of the cart now ffs. He was a lean mean scoring machine back in 2016/17, but has turned into a right chunky get now. Can't believe United have allowed that to happen. He doesn't even sprint any more, probably because he can't. Remember that goal for us from the right wing against Arsenal? No chance he'd be able to do that any more.

 

[Sharpies volley]

There was one incident in the game yesterday which told us the whole story about Lukaku, when he allowed Matip to actually run around him and win the ball from a position where Lukaku should have controlled the ball not allowing the centre half to get in front of him and lay the ball off to a team mate. Utterly shocking play from a centre forward, particularly one of his size.

 

[goodisonopheliac]

He's been taking dietary advice from Ashley Williams.