Romelu Lukaku

[Toast]

Lazy. Flat track bully. Scores against gash teams. Looks like Stormzy.

 

[Tubey]

One moment of excellence, amidst 44 minutes of mediocrity of the second half I watched where his team couldn't keep the ball reliably in the final third.

Familiar stuff. Only surprise was the opposition that did it. Well done to Huddersfield.

 

[Baines' left foot]

**eyes roll in to back of head**

HELP!

 

[4737carlin]

fraud

 

[paulbefc]

Rooney in your avatar, creaming your pants over Lukaku, watching UTD on a Saturday afternoon.

LOL

Goodness. Such anger.

 

[Connor]

Rooney in your avatar, creaming your pants over Lukaku, watching UTD on a Saturday afternoon.

LOL

Ian, you've got to get outside.

 

[ianefc]

Goodness. Such anger.

U-N-I T-E-D united are the team for Paulbefc, with a nick knack paddywhack give a dog a bone, Paul won't leave his Lukaku love alone.

 

[B17BLG]

What's he been doing today lads?

 

[marsh]

U-N-I T-E-D united are the team for Paulbefc, with a nick knack paddywhack give a dog a bone, Paul won't leave his Lukaku love alone.

You know there songs? Good aren't they

 

[ianefc]

You know there songs? Good aren't they

How do you know it's their song and I haven't just made it up?

 

[marsh]

How do you know it's their song and I haven't just made it up?

Because i know loads of opposition teams songs. Im weird like that

 

[ianefc]

Because i know loads of opposition teams songs. Im weird like that

Oh, apologies, I thought you were having a dig at me for knowing the same stuff.

 

[Connor]

You know there songs? Good aren't they

Boss that "Oh what a Night" effort they bring out away from home.

 

[marsh]

Boss that "Oh what a Night" effort they bring out away from home.

Late in may in 1999

 

[pedro1976]

How's the whole him holding United back prediction going?

Pretty good.