Actually, I would love to manage them.
I've done it before on FM. Sold every one of their squad. Bought Osman and Hibbert off us for £115m each. Had about 45 goalkeepers in their squad. Played 10 up front every game with keeper instructed to make non stop forward runs and to take every set piece including throws. Personal favourite was Liverpool 0-26 Queens Park Rangers.
Absolute carnage. But I deserved more time to turn things around.