There is no female ever from Ellesmere Port that could charge actual cash money for sexual intercourse. Fake news.
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MikeH72
Player Valuation: £100m
Sack him for willingly visiting Ellesmere Port.
He'd do better here in Blackpool . There are , allegedly , two house of ill-repute on the estate where I live . Even tales of a woman who will give a BJ for a fiver . But for a tenner she'll take out her teeth .
Ha
I'm glad somebodys getting some enjoyment out of this season
I'm hurting bad until Golf Lundgren goes full time on the Pro-Am circuit and we can move on to the next throw of the dice
I'm hoping it's false
I've seen one lad tweet it and nowhere else. It's jarg.
ijjysmith
Calm
Can't decide if brilliant or crap.
Oh he's definitely crap Ij
Cause for mutual termination surely.
ijjysmith
Calm
Who we getting in Con?
Harry.. The stars have aligned
MARCO, MARCO, MARCO
A tuba player
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