Rooney

[Tommy Chong]

I think that’s all true but it’s also that you used to see videos of Ronaldo precisely weighing out his food whilst Rooney was powering his way through a packet of biftas and Necking about 15 pints of lager . Genes are definitely playing a part but it would seem naive to dismiss lifestyle .

Just to add it’s absolutely none of my business how Rooney lives and he’s not in peak playing condition but he’s certainly in better nick that most of that fat knackers I’ll be having a beer with Saturday , me included .

Oh, for sure, mate... Rooney's always looked the type to enjoy a few pints with the lads on the weekend.

Whereas Ronaldo, a textbook anal-retentive tit, has always looked the type who gives himself a daily cleansing enema to flush his system.

 

[tommye]

Looks like pretty much every other middle aged white fella from Croccy who likes a pint.
Nothing to see here.
Wouldn't look out of place in The Abbey or The Wezzy with their Graham.

 

[Chegsy]

Rooney has spoke of him drinking while in our youth team. He's been pictured smoking during his time at United. Ronaldo dedicated his career to staying in peak physical condition.

I'd be amazed if Ronaldo hasn't had work done though.

 

[YoboCopter]

Dont get the big need to call rooney fat at any chance

He looks sound, and is a multi multi millionaire hes gonna enjoy himself

Just jealousy imo

 

[Efcjake]

The way fellas are watching his weight and sending photoshopped pics round to each other like they're all mean girls from the 90's discussing which spice girl has put on a few extra lbs...

Why on earth is anyone arsed what shape Wayne Rooney is in?

 

[Bryan+]

Looks like pretty much every other middle aged white fella from Croccy who likes a pint.
Nothing to see here.
Wouldn't look out of place in The Abbey or The Wezzy with their Graham.

and then ten rounds on a Sunday cos “fresh weekends, with the boys”.

 

[The binman chronicles]

Lay off of Wayne! The lads got a heart of gold, FFS!
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Eventually it will be like the Al-Fayed scandal, "why was he allowed to get so close to vulnerable people?"

Another chimes in "we all knew what he was like, so we tried to arrange trips to the Bingo when we knew he would be coming around"

 

[larbert toffee]

Dont get the big need to call rooney fat at any chance

He looks sound, and is a multi multi millionaire hes gonna enjoy himself

Just jealousy imo

How about slightly rotund?

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

"Gods I was strong then "

 

[BlueStevie35]

Fair play to Wayne, he’s turned things round at Plymouth since that opening day hiding at Hillsborough, though they’re 1-0 down at Burnley at half time tonight

 

[Yarrgh]

Oh, for sure, mate... Rooney's always looked the type to enjoy a few pints with the lads on the weekend.

Whereas Ronaldo, a textbook anal-retentive tit, has always looked the type who gives himself a daily cleansing enema to flush his system.

That reminds me...

 

[Tommy Chong]

That reminds me...

Just remember to unclench your hoop mate.

You don't want to end up becoming a tight-arsed, wound-up tithead with no sense of humour like Ronaldo.

It's basically like doing arse kegals.

 

[degsy]

Fairly sure the first photo is an actual photo of Henry VIII.

I did remark to myself on a slight resemblance

 

[Bedfordblue]

The way fellas are watching his weight and sending photoshopped pics round to each other like they're all mean girls from the 90's discussing which spice girl has put on a few extra lbs...

Why on earth is anyone arsed what shape Wayne Rooney is in?

That you Coleen? How’s is going hun

 

[The binman chronicles]

That you Coleen? How’s is going hun

Like Coleen would give a ...