Nebbiolo
Valuation: £108 million
Cometh the hour cometh the man - and last night Fat Lad went missing - even to the extent of looking apart from his teammates as they celebrated - plus throwing a strop when subbed (if you noticed he was on the pitch award yourself a nice virtual ice lolly)
It wouldn't be surprising if Purple Head takes the money Real offer one day - remember he ships out big noises when they challenge his (must be respected) orf-or-ity...
Then Fat Lad will be stuck in Madrid struggling to communicate with anyone (note 200 word vocabulary which mostly consists of "err")
I wonder what "err like, you know what I mean, like" is in Spanish!
I don't think err like Real would err like even offer the err kid a move like. He's too err feckin' dim to like adapt to life outside of his err comfort zone. Surely they would like err consider his err ability to integrate like before err offering a move like.