Ross Barkley joins Chelsea, er, Villa on loan

[Dan Tanner]

My mate got banned from Delta after giving them dogs abuse for making him wait 2 hours. Probably a worse punishment if you live in Formby and go out 3 nights a week like he did.

Ha ha his name's not Chris is it?

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

Ha ha his name's not Chris is it?

Why yes it is

 

[Dan Tanner]

Why yes it does.

Ha ha ha ha

 

[longers]

Twice in 2 months too then had the gall to say I bet Lampard liked a night out too.

I mean hes not wrong is he. When Barkley gets drunk in public he takes his top off and spills chips, when Lampard got drunk in public he abused Americans tourists over 9/11 less than 24 hours after it happened.

 

[Walham Green Blue]

He looked a proper player on Saturday, albeit against Burnley.

 

[Death]

Jesus remember this fella. Whatever happened to him?

 

[Jamo Martinez]

He's walk into our team along with other 'failures' like Stones, Lukaku and Deulofeu.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Mince. As. Thick.

Richer than I will ever be though. FFS.

 

[Zezti]

Linked with a loan to West Ham by the Mirror.

We all knew it would happen.

 

[longers]

Rather us loan him tbh given how bad our midfield is... would be nice to have a player who can retain the ball in midfield for longer than a couple seconds.

 

[jackyboy]

West Ham is it?

 

[Yarrgh]

Looks like Moyes will be taking a dull spoon to his next gunfight.

 

[deipnosophist]

Rossco returns?...I guess a lot depends on whether the RS supporting GILF he goosed can convince her gangsta son to lift his fatwa against Rossco.
Rossco comes across in interviews as a very switched-on young man...he would well-appreciate the sociopolitical aspects that ring-fence debate about his return to Merseyside.

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

I'd rather us loan him

We're missing someone creative in the middle of the park

 

[riddick]

I'd rather us loan him

We're missing someone creative in the middle of the park

The only thing creative about Barkley at this point is trying to figure out what he's going to do next because he doesn't have a clue the thick tit