Ross Barkley joins Chelsea, er, Villa on loan

[Lapeno77]

Stoke bound

 

[deipnosophist]

The fatwa imposed on Roscoe is exerting its onerous influence. Being forced, under threat of physical harm, to stay away from ones hometown, and away from ones loved ones, takes emotional toll which manifests itself on the footie field. Roscoe is a very sharp lad...not to the extent he can show how the tangent of a 90 degree angle cannot exist, but still quick enough to give any of the Chasers a run for their money. So to see the deterioration in his decision-making is a symptom of the fatwa. I was hoping his relationship with Bethany Jo,( the MILF he goosed who was the ma of the Merseyside gangsta), might repair some of the bad blood...but the Wolverhampton Tribune reports she has gone a bit menopausal on him, so things on that front are a little leery.
I wish the lad well and hope things can be rectified. He's too smart, too talented to be kept down for long.

 

[Leylo]

Thought he had ability with us but by God his football brain has always been shocking. Got his big deal properly not arsed now I reckon, sh..bag

 

[deipnosophist]

He always interviews well...one of the more sharp-minded interviewees in the PL.
He has a big post-playing career in TV punditry.

 

[Lineker]

The fatwa imposed on Roscoe is exerting its onerous influence. Being forced, under threat of physical harm, to stay away from ones hometown, and away from ones loved ones, takes emotional toll which manifests itself on the footie field. Roscoe is a very sharp lad...not to the extent he can show how the tangent of a 90 degree angle cannot exist, but still quick enough to give any of the Chasers a run for their money. So to see the deterioration in his decision-making is a symptom of the fatwa. I was hoping his relationship with Bethany Jo,( the MILF he goosed who was the ma of the Merseyside gangsta), might repair some of the bad blood...but the Wolverhampton Tribune reports she has gone a bit menopausal on him, so things on that front are a little leery.
I wish the lad well and hope things can be rectified. He's too smart, too talented to be kept down for long.

Had to think about the maths aspect of this one for a moment. Genuinely enjoy your posts.

I think he is still boss rarkley in certain game situations. If you are up 2 1 and the other team is pressing for an equalizer, he can pick the ball up at the top of the 18, drive to the halfway line and find a pass.

Other than that, he is limited/not as good as we hoped when he burst onto the scene. Still premiership quality tho, just not CL quality.

 

[deipnosophist]

Stoke bound

...which is the ideal destination for any player to answer that age-old question: 'yes, but can they do it on a cold wet, windy Wednesday night in Stoke?'.

 

[Lineker]

...which is the ideal destination for any player to answer that age-old question: 'yes, but can they do it on a cold wet, windy Wednesday night in Stoke?'.

Are Everton pushing for a place in Europe? Then the answer is always no, like clockwork.

 

[Death]

If Newcastle wanna get back in the prem I'd stay well clear of him in the summer.

 

[MikeH72]

I’m going with Watford.

 

[deipnosophist]

I’m going with Watford.

Is Del-boy still at Watford?

 

[MikeH72]

Is Del-boy still at Watford?

No mate.

 

[arch stanton]

Thought he had ability with us but by God his football brain has always been shocking. Got his big deal properly not arsed now I reckon, sh..bag

I've said similar before, can do really good things on a football field bar the basics.

 

[4737carlin]

Is Del-boy still at Watford?

Cleverly is though, similar talent

 

[deipnosophist]

Cleverly is though, similar talent

...unbelievably attractive wife. Tom is a very lucky bloke

 

[TheBigIguana]

I find it weird he's getting blamed for their struggles. He's not the greatest player ever but he hasn't been that bad for them either.