Ross Barkley joins Chelsea, er, Villa on loan

[riddick]

The thought of Judas holding a medal with Chelsea despite spending most of this season on the bench. Gross.

Would he even be eligible? Don't they have to play for X to qualify?

 

[arch stanton]

Would he even be eligible? Don't they have to play for X to qualify?

if he plays in the final surely he gets one

 

[Brisan123]

Decision making was never his strongest trait. Oh well.

Agreed ,
The gangsters moll thinks the same

 

[Yarrgh]

Do you not all remember the good old days when he was getting sparked out in bars by sneaky hoodlums?

The good old days!

 

[PITA]

What, a dead atmosphere, turgid football, a slob of a manager and complete bewilderment from the whole Goodison faithful regarding the state of affairs at this club? I'm sure he's crying his eyes out mate. As horrible as his career has gone (lol hope he never plays again) he won't be missing Everton.

Unless your post was sarcastic?

It was.

 

[The binman chronicles]

Anyone placing a bet on for his hat trick in the final? No? Just me then...

 

[MikeH72]

At least in the summer he'll have his pick of all those other top clubs that were after him like City, United and Spurs.

 

[NCLBlue]

Would he even be eligible? Don't they have to play for X to qualify?

Wojciech Szczesny Arsenal sub/reserve keeper didn’t play in the competition at all and got a medal and was all over the trophy

 

[larrygobfiend]

Newcastle or West Ham next I reckon

 

[NilSatisOptimum]

Newcastle or West Ham next I reckon

Surely West Ham, cannot got himself burned in London night life already?

 

[Big Fat Sam]

100k a week to sit on your arse. Good work if you can get it. On top of his hefty signing-on bonus when him and his agent fleeced Everton out of millions in the transfer fee. He's probably 5-10m up this year already. I guess even if you're thick, as long as you have enough money to pay for a good agent you'll become a mega millionaire in a very short time indeed.

Can see Ross staying one more year at Chelsea then off to somebody like West Ham.

 

[deipnosophist]

Do you not all remember the good old days when he was getting sparked out in bars by sneaky hoodlums?

The good old days!

I think the hoodlum/mobster/gangster had taken exception to Rosscoe goosing his mother...or so the rumour goes

 

[Professor Toffee]

I think the hoodlum/mobster/gangster had taken exception to Rosscoe goosing his mother...or so the rumour goes

His mother, oedipal Ross

 

[deipnosophist]

His mother, oedipal Ross

I can only surmise that desperate straits called for desperate measures. Obviously Rosscoe didn't want the gangster to be his step-dad.

 

[Yarrgh]

I think the hoodlum/mobster/gangster had taken exception to Rosscoe goosing his mother...or so the rumour goes

We should have guessed that the player he went to replace at Chelsea wasn't Lampard, but Terry. The longer he is off the field, the longer he has to work his magic with the WAGs.

What a job! You just don't see them advertised do you? Well I don't anyway.