Transfer Rumour Ross Barkley

[Diogenes the Cynic]

He's an absolute helmet but if we can use him this season then so be it.

Take him for the season with salary laced with targets and dangle a big fat contract in front of him.

Then after the last game during the lap of honour Contract Dave gives him the eyes as he strips to the waist to reveal a tattoo of his contract before he gets it lazered off in the centre circle as we bring Jags out to assure him that we really are booing him.

 

[Bluebonic]

If he's free on reduced wages then he will be an option off the bench. Can't see the harm.

I would be free mate and on about £50 per week due to the fact that I am 65 and haven't exercised in 55 years. I would almost certainly out in more effort on the the field and show more bottle than that utter flange would!

 

[when i score we riot]

He's an absolute helmet but if we can use him this season then so be it.

Take him for the season with salary laced with targets and dangle a big fat contract in front of him.

Then after the last game during the lap of honour Contract Dave gives him the eyes as he strips to the waist to reveal a tattoo of his contract before he gets it lazered off in the centre circle as we bring Jags out to assure him that we really are booing him.

The Jags part here has me in stitches, well done sir

 

[hktoffee]

Don’t want him back but this is a clear indication he is coming back, sake.

 

[Oasis1878]

And we have been a joke of a club for years

Even less of a reason to sign a joke of a player, doesn’t mean we should just accept this bloke who’s done absolutely nothing for years now

 

[NeilA1878]

Don’t want him back but this is a clear indication he is coming back, sake.

Yeah, or he is trying. I think its partly his agents trying to gauge reaction from the fans.. and to try and convince the club they have doubts.

 

[Trublue12]

I'm pragmatic over signings this summer. I will take whatever improves the squad and keeps us up. It's working with what little we've got, to spend. Unfortunately, he is better than anyone else we have at the moment.

 

[Wrighty]

We’ve got a Snake called Ross Barkley
A Toffee who comes from Wavertree
he jumped ship to Chelsea
but came back on a free......

 

[ArtetaMoney]

I’ll gain a lot of respect for Kenwright if he drags this on till deadline day, then pulls out of the deal.

 

[kenada_blue]

Don’t want him back but this is a clear indication he is coming back, sake.

Or his agent drumming up some faux interest

 

[OneTrueLegend]

Do we reckon he will be there tonight? Sat in the directors box next to Bill? He will come down at half time to be paraded around the pitch to a chorus of boo’s waving an Everton scarf in the air. “Our number 8, Ross Barkley!”

 

[hktoffee]

Or his agent drumming up some faux interest

Hopefully. Can’t forget what he did to the club. £20m…

 

[n01efc]

We’ve got a Snake called Ross Barkley
A Toffee who comes from Wavertree
he jumped ship to Chelsea
but came back on a free......

Change the last line to ‘and wasn’t welcomed back, even on a free’

 

[Bluestar]

It's all relative though. The majority would have welcomed back Judas Arteta as manager.

Well Arteta was a good player for us an we got a fee.

Barkley flattered to deceive. We put up with a lot of crud from him in the hope he would come good. Nurtured him through his injury, then he did the dirty on us. He really is a ratbag that I couldn’t support.

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

He needs to say what went down then, rather than elude to some mystery event