Ross Barkley

[Boss_Blue]

Now that I think of it, getting my girlfriend to dress up as Big Bird might say something about me.

That you have impeccable taste?

 

[Boss_Blue]

Snogs Gargly

 

[Prevenger17]

That you have impeccable taste?

How do you expect me to get off on that, where's her damn wings?

 

[Boss_Blue]

How do you expect me to get off on that, where's her damn wings?

I picked her up from the RSPB rescue centre lid.

Wings are your thing, amputees are mine.

 

[bizzaro]

That you have impeccable taste?

Is that Everton's new away kit?

 

[Boss_Blue]

Is that Everton's new away kit?

You meant to say 'our' new away kit.

Don't be a Kopite lid.

 

[bizzaro]

You meant to say 'our' new away kit.

Don't be a Kopite lid.

Mate. I won't be buying it. But you can imagine what @MoutsGoat will look like in it.

Ross Barkley. Is 'Big Bird' his new nickname or what?

 

[Boss_Blue]

you can imagine what @MoutsGoat will look like in it

Do I have to?

 

[Kiwi]

That you have impeccable taste?

How much?

 

[Boss_Blue]

How much?

For you mate I will wear it for nothing x

 

[Kiwi]

For you mate I will wear it for nothing x

For her not the costume you lovable t1t. I have some other apparel she can model for me.

 

[Boss_Blue]

For her not the costume you lovable t1t. I have some other apparel she can model for me.

I don't hold her pimping rights lid.

I will PM you @Bungle 's NATW booking service hotline number.

 

[Kiwi]

I don't hold her pimping rights lid.

I will PM you @Bungle 's NATW booking service hotline number.

Thnx bbz xxx

Ross Barkley is a sex god

 

[bizzaro]

Thnx bbz xxx

Ross Barkley is a sex god

 

[Boss_Blue]

That you have impeccable taste?

I should have said impeck-able FFS.


I'm just a shadow of my former self.

*sigh