Mickey
Player Valuation: £35m
Stolen fruit tastes sweeter.I know it sounds a bit meh and old fashioned, but why doesn't he get his own 'kin bird. He's young, mega rich and famous. FFS he's a professional footballer so he should be able to go like the clappers all night long if that's what she wants. Super fit girlies will be queuing up to get a piece of him. Why does he need to screw around anyway?