Ross Barkley

[kev]

Excellent summation of the imbroglio

Excellent (but pretentious) utilization of your adroitness in verbosity

*Barkley though lads

 

[BlueToff]

the spurs ITK is probably the spurs version of the Esk, has absolutely no clue about transfers

he will not sign for 90k a week at spurs I suspect he's been offered more than that here, and if he has good riddance

He has been offered more than that here

 

[Baines' left foot]

" I ad no ideas that all that maney was in me arrcount, I don't read nor write gavenor "

He fits the stereotype of cockney wide boy so, so perfectly.

 

[DanEFC92]

Met Ross Barkley at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to Earth and VERY funny.

 

[Brisan123]

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Is it any coincidence that it's what Rooney is on? Is it a message to our board?

Rooney is on 300 k a week
It's just that United paid half his wages for 2 years up front

 

[COYBL25]

He fits the stereotype of cockney wide boy so, so perfectly.

Any other line of work, him and that other rogue, el Tel, would've been banged up years ago.

 

[Brisan123]

150million a week seems a liitle much to me.

Just a little Morgsfrand
I'll let you buy me a pint if you think 150k a week is just a LITTLE too much salary

 

[peteblue]

It'll hurt us all
The same way a girlfriend dumping you in a pub does
They a 6 ft leggy blonde with her skirt up around her arse and a 34DD chest in a balcony bra walks by and you forget all about her
It's life it's football

So any pictures then, not of Ross obv........

 

[Eggs]

I might have expected that comment from you Eggs. You've always hated him ever since he bullied those kids half his age in the Echo cup final when he was 14.

Seriously though mate, although its well documented that he's not exactly been your favourite player, that is a valid point you make.

..I don't 'hate' him Fred. I admit to finding him a very frustrating and unreliable footballer but there is no better site when he's on form and moving with the ball at his feet. I genuinely think we'd improve as a team with somebody who consistently and positively impacts games, particularly against top sides. I don't hate the boy, I genuinely don't.

By the way, I've got an Echo Cup winners medal (never miss an opportunity to mention that).

 

[Amw79]

" I ad no ideas that all that maney was in me arrcount, I don't read nor write gavenor "

 

[a bell maul]

Excellent (but pretentious) utilization of your adroitness in verbosity

*Barkley though lads

I like a guy who gets irony

 

[Amw79]

Met Ross Barkley at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to Earth and VERY funny.

Ha ha. Limmy. That's usually for dead folk init?

 

[Brisan123]

He's clearly not asking Spurs for £150k a week as that'd make him their highest paid player. You'd have to be really thick to believe that.

It is ROSS Barkley we are talking about to be fair

 

[DrEFC]

Met Ross Barkley at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to Earth and VERY funny.

If you banged, do you still have his number? Text him telling him to stay pls x

 

[peteblue]

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