Ross Barkley

[jal123]

The GOAT

 

[bluestevon]

I was a serial puller of birds with fella's, once got hit with a traffic cone after getting caught.

Same mate, made it easier never wanted to get involved.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Same mate, made it easier never wanted to get involved.

Mentioned above, only ever got caught once up to no good. Got cracked over the back of the head with a traffic cone outside the Bow & Arrow.

 

[Amw79]

Dunno how much truth there is in any of the Ross and this girl stuff, but my sage relationship counselling guidance is as follows.

If your missus is getting slotted by another fella behind your back, there's only 2 people who can really be to blame.

Either your missus is a bad snide, in which case you're better off without her, so don't look back. Or you've been a crappy partner and not treated her properly, so she's had to go running into the c0ck of another man. To focus on the other guy is to miss the real culprit in the situation. You or her.

That's our time for this session up, same time next week, you can pay by credit card on the way out.

 

[COYBL25]

This is thread has gone to some wonderful places today.

In fact it's possibly the most "ale house " thread that I've seen on the Everton Forum for years.

I hope Ross is reading the lunacy from his private hospital bed lol

 

[Connor]

Didn't Koeman say the other day that there was a contract offer on the table and it's up to Barkley now if he wants to sign it?

As some of the replies have said, it's a bit ambiguous. I think Koeman meant it's going to be offered - in the same line as Walsh - after the season/ in the Summer.

Would explain the piece from Kirkbride in the Echo about the belief the club have been too lackadaisical about offering him one.

 

[Seathestars]

Dunno how much truth there is in any of the Ross and this girl stuff, but my sage relationship counselling guidance is as follows.

If your missus is getting slotted by another fella behind your back, there's only 2 people who can really be to blame.

Either your missus is a bad snide, in which case you're better off without her, so don't look back. Or you've been a crappy partner and not treated her properly, so she's had to go running into the c0ck of another man. To focus on the other guy is to miss the real culprit in the situation. You or her.

That's our time for this session up, same time next week, you can pay by credit card on the way out.

Your thoughts on dogging please mate.

 

[Amw79]

Your thoughts on dogging please mate.

Good healthy hobby. Don't let it take it over your life, that way ruin lies.

 

[COYBL25]

Your thoughts on dogging please mate.

I'm thinking more of a swinger myself ?

 

[4737carlin]

Alls fair in love and war,, pistol at dawn I reckon next!

 

[collymcd]

Good healthy hobby. Don't let it take it over your life, that way ruin lies.

Don't let it take it over. That way ruin lies.

What comes to mind about this Freudian slip? From one therapist to another.

 

[Amw79]

Don't let it take it over. That way ruin lies.

What comes to mind about this Freudian slip? From one therapist to another.

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

Also interesting that "collym-" just jumped straight into the dogging post.

That you Stan?

 

[collymcd]

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

Also interesting that "collym-" just jumped straight into the dogging post.

That you Stan?

...and back in to the bushes I go

 

[Sapie88]

Same mate, made it easier never wanted to get involved.

Next door neighbour while he was away.

Very convenient.

 

[Donald Twain]

Maybe he is having fish

Pfftt!