Roy Keane

[Huyton Layne]

Celebrate in the moment. Don't be a tiktok biff of a child and do some choreography you learned like a bunch of 9 year old girls would watching take that back in the day.

 

[Mickey]

Be thankful that no matter how cringey football gets it'll never reach the cringe levels of American hand egg. Them dudes have a dance for completing a tackle or catching the hand egg without even scoring.

 

[Rita_Poon]

I heard Mr Keane once got so hammered the night before a game he tried Karaoke and got booed off, then tried some break dance moves to style it out and fell flat on his beard. He wasn't happy, but then, rarely is.

*This may never have happened.

 

[Brendan Janus]

He's set up a fishing company, & sells arran knit polo necks on the side !

 

[DavidH]

I voted yes provided it's only when someones missus has had a baby, they score and they do the Bebeto dance.


Has to be the goalsorers baby though. Might cut down on them even more.

Or cause more drama when a team-mate scores and starts doing it when you know his missus hasn't had one lately......

I still vote yes.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

I voted yes provided it's only when someones missus has had a baby, they score and they do the Bebeto dance.


Has to be the goalsorers baby though. Might cut down on them even more.

Or cause more drama when a team-mate scores and starts doing it when you know his missus hasn't had one lately......

I still vote yes.

What about if a player fathers a baby but it’s from an affair with their sister? Is it appropriate to do the baby dance then?

 

[sd_1992]

Round of 16 against south korea.

Something tells me they wont be doing it in games that they might lose so in that regard it is pure disrespect.

 

[Jebus_lives]

What about if a player fathers a baby but it’s from an affair with their sister? Is it appropriate to do the baby dance then?

Baby dance then transition into handcuff dance.

Simple but powerful

 

[Littlesue]

Anyone who does that thumb in the mouth when they score to tell the world the WAG's up the spout should be shot.

 

[Jebus_lives]

Remember that film where the evil Roy Keane came face to face with an old foe Alf Inge Haaland and Alf was like "strike me down and I'll become more powerful than you can possibly imagine" and then he broke Alf's leg.

Then years later Alf's son is slotting every week for Keane's rival club.

 

[Khalekan]

Keane getting pelters in Brazil lol

‘Roy Keane be damned’: how the pundit became a hate figure in Brazil

Brazilian football fans have hit out at Roy Keane after the pundit derided the country’s national team players’ dance moves

www.theguardian.com

But… does he have a point?

He absolutely has a point IMO.

I hate that stupid Brazilian dance with a passion ?

 

[LEONARD]

Roy is the kind of guy who would kick your teeth in, if you bumped his trolley in Waitrose.

Obviously an unhappy man.

 

[Lobster Johnson]

Roy is the kind of guy who would kick your teeth in, if you bumped his trolley in Waitrose.

Obviously an unhappy man.

You say that like you haven't seen him in a paw patrol outfit.

Roy Keane dresses up in Paw Patrol gear and is 'available for party hire'

The Manchester United legend showed his soft side as he shared

www.irishmirror.ie

 

[degsy]

Keane getting pelters in Brazil lol

‘Roy Keane be damned’: how the pundit became a hate figure in Brazil

Brazilian football fans have hit out at Roy Keane after the pundit derided the country’s national team players’ dance moves

www.theguardian.com

But… does he have a point?

Not the point - he's a blert.

 

[DavidH]

What about if a player fathers a baby but it’s from an affair with their sister? Is it appropriate to do the baby dance then?

Depends what the sister looks like I guess.