Comrade Detective
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My… you’re an exciting chap aren’t you?
A comedy persona login who in less than a week has come out as a pro-Labour, Beto and Patterson Xg Bro, who doesn’t like the Royal family, Dyche or Israel.
I feel like we know so much about you already.
Show us your Christmas tree mate, your baubles must be big and shiny.
Comrade, let us speak plainly about this matter. Christmas, as it is celebrated in the bourgeois West, is a relic of the old world—a festival steeped in superstition, individualism, and the opiate illusions of religion. It is a holiday designed not to uplift the worker but to distract him, to make him docile, and to line the pockets of the capitalist merchants with profits stolen from our labor. We do not need Christmas baubles, comrade. What we need is solidarity.